Frauds Articles

Celebrities who portray one image when in fact they are someone else.

Sexy and the Senior

November 18, 2008 07:18:37 Posted at November 18, 2008 07:18:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself Australia’s princess. Full Story

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TV Girl's triumphant return

November 14, 2008 06:46:02 Posted at November 14, 2008 06:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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Lifetime Achievement Award

November 13, 2008 07:26:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is that the old lady recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the CMAs this year? No. That is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looking elderly on the red carpet. And, once again, drawing attention to her belly. Like there might be something in there. Or reminding us that there was something in there. Full Story

Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes

November 13, 2008 06:42:59 Posted at November 13, 2008 06:42:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for the Brange were decidedly more kind and conciliatory than what she had to say in Vogue. Full Story

When all else fails…

November 12, 2008 11:36:00 Posted at November 12, 2008 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her dog. Her dog Norman is adorable. Full Story

Posh can’t top this???

November 11, 2008 14:54:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 14:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Pippy’s so man!

November 11, 2008 13:05:29 Posted at November 11, 2008 13:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

November 11, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

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Granny with penis and Oprah

November 10, 2008 11:55:26 Posted at November 10, 2008 11:55:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inspired casting. Really. For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account. Full Story

His expression, her expression

November 4, 2008 16:19:53 Posted at November 4, 2008 16:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway? Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. Full Story

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Granny in labour, Granny undressed

November 4, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Full Story