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Celebrities who portray one image when in fact they are someone else.

She runs???

October 30, 2008 14:12:15 Posted at October 30, 2008 14:12:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line Full Story

Reading Granny’s Diary

October 30, 2008 12:28:32 Posted at October 30, 2008 12:28:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story

Old Bag out of touch

October 29, 2008 07:07:56 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:07:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very possible. It could be another woman, albeit one who is decidedly less… Less everything. Full Story

Shelfy’s definition of Everything

October 27, 2008 06:40:57 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:40:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind by the end of this post. Full Story

Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Full Story

Who is Sasha Fierce?

October 23, 2008 08:29:03 Posted at October 23, 2008 08:29:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album: The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce. Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to B who, apparently, is much more sedate and doesn’t talk about herself in the third person. Full Story

Becoming mainstream?

October 21, 2008 06:56:46 Posted at October 21, 2008 06:56:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled. Will Smith is gay??? Shocker, right? You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer? Please. Full Story

Thankful for Botox

October 13, 2008 12:56:00 Posted at October 13, 2008 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Granny Contradictory

October 7, 2008 06:21:00 Posted at October 7, 2008 06:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, Gran’s face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like Granny much better with straight hair. It’s definitely more youthful, even if she’s letting the roots gray out. Full Story

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Tom’s 3 Kids

October 5, 2008 11:30:58 Posted at October 5, 2008 11:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story

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