Frauds Articles

Celebrities who portray one image when in fact they are someone else.

Granny Hip Hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 13:46:58 October 3, 2008 13:46:58

Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from the GMD…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they have remained friends. Full Story

What would have happened otherwise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 13:43:57 October 1, 2008 13:43:57

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Shelfy hates her family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 07:49:46 October 1, 2008 07:49:46

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

No Drunk Dialing Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:52:15 September 29, 2008 06:52:15

Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe Francis’s house. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Granny Freeze: the working mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:15:16 September 22, 2008 08:15:16

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

The Tom Clock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2008 06:19:56 September 18, 2008 06:19:56

It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and gloomy every time the paps shoot her solo, suddenly KatE lights up when her little man rounds the corner. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Granny on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 06:18:47 September 15, 2008 06:18:47

My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off. Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time with first two children, she said she craved the opportunity to be pregnant, to be a mother again, and suffered greatly when she miscarried on more than one occasion. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

The New Old Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 06:58:33 August 26, 2008 06:58:33

This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation from the aftermath of the John Mayer saga, it’s the fact that yet another one of her publicity strategies has backfired, it’s that her media team is now scrambling, unable to decide on the next move, a move made even more difficult considering the most recent moves have been scrutinised and analysed and said to be lacking. Full Story

Maverick flies solo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 12:22:59 August 18, 2008 12:22:59

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

All Smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:29:43 August 15, 2008 08:29:43

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

View All 11 Photos