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Celebrities who portray one image when in fact they are someone else.

Little Sci at the parade!

July 7, 2008 06:36:07 Posted at July 7, 2008 06:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Homely Memories in Milwaukee!

July 3, 2008 08:44:38 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:44:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story

No Nanny on Tour?

July 2, 2008 07:38:04 Posted at July 2, 2008 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when most blogs laughed at her claims that she doesn’t have a nanny and looks after her twins on her own. Full Story

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The Straw, the Camel

June 30, 2008 12:57:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

The Subtle Famewhore

June 30, 2008 11:37:27 Posted at June 30, 2008 11:37:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary

June 27, 2008 06:27:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:27:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story

Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot

June 25, 2008 05:43:50 Posted at June 25, 2008 05:43:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in the tabloids – John’s impressive skill in the bedroom, how his sex has rejuvenated her – dating a younger man has been yet another rally cry to mobilise Aniston’s MiniVan masses. Full Story

Granny Freeze in Vogue

June 17, 2008 13:13:48 Posted at June 17, 2008 13:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gran on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many miscarriages. But as they say in the article, Nicole Kidman is fearless. Full Story

Gran on the Runway?

June 12, 2008 07:12:46 Posted at June 12, 2008 07:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story

Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops

June 11, 2008 08:23:53 Posted at June 11, 2008 08:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze has not let her prosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. She’s staying healthy, she’s staying in shape. Full Story

Granny Freeze Kisses for the Cameras

June 9, 2008 05:55:29 Posted at June 9, 2008 05:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband caught in an affectionate moment the other day in Nashville. Photographers taking this picture also mentioned that she dropped in for a routine visit at the hospital. Funny how the most private moments of Gran’s life, even down to her honeymoon, seem always to be commemorated in perpetuity by the paparazzi. Full Story