The Modest Freeballer
This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances out all those emails from Twi-Hards/Michael Fassbender fangirls/Henry Cavill fangirls/Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls, and Ashley Greene supporters (they exist, I know) voodooing the sh-t out of my life...I guess?
I don't know. Jon Hamm's dick really doesn't do it for me. Or, to clarify, Jon Hamm's freeballing ways don't really do it for me. And he claims the common reaction to his freeballing ways doesn't do it for him either.
In a new interview with Rolling Stone to promote the upcoming season of Mad Men, Hamm told the magazine:
"Most of it's tongue-in-cheek," he tells contributing editor Josh Eells in his first solo Rolling Stone cover story. "But it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have - a prurience."
"They're called 'privates' for a reason," he says. "I'm wearing pants, for f-ck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f-cking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
Great. We agree. You don't want us talking about your junk and dude, I don't want to talk about your junk either! Put that sh-t away! Or...if that's how you roll, or hang, then maybe have a sense of humour about it?
Why is Jon Hamm being so unfunny and unsexy?!?
There is a clever and smart way to answer the irritating online obsession with his cock. Being serious about it is not. God Jon Hamm, what happened to your personality?