From Mike K: defending Ricky Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2006 12:00:00 January 20, 2006 12:00:00
Check your facts. Ricky Martin is on the beach with his half-brother. Not gay lover. And being European I grew up surrounded by straight men in speedos when I went to the beach. It"s like how women go topless at beaches in Brazil. Dear Mike: Check your eyeglasses and get back to me once you"ve passed Reading Comprehension 101. At no time did I refer to the flaming beach dude as his gay lover. I did however allude to recent rumours that he"s shacking up with Oprah"s interior designer Nate Berkus. And while we"re at it, it wasn"t his swimwear that set Ricky on fire for me, it was the lame ass throw. Toss that in with his penchant for golden showers and you get a double shot homo cocktail, with a twist just for added flair. Time to brush up on your smut, Mike. I"m always here if you need me.

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