GOOPy’s ding and more organic

January 7, 2010 12:03:48 Posted at January 7, 2010 12:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite.

On a related note, but not really, the new hands-free law is now in effect where I live. I have been compliant. The rules are that you can talk if you have a Bluetooth and voice activation that is set up before the car is in motion. But I don’t own a Bluetooth, primarily because it’s ugly and makes me look like an asshole. Besides, I never drive more than 15 minutes anywhere. Still... sometimes it’s just easier to yell at Jacek to empty the dishwasher on the way home, you know?

Anyway, it’s Thursday. Which means she’s up to her GOOP. And f-ck me this week it’s about organics. Again. She’s food obsessed. Because she never gets to eat any. When will she nourish my inner aspect with some smut? Please.

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