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Keep slapping us in the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 16:39:35 July 7, 2009 16:39:35

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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Do you feel ugly?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 06:26:07 May 12, 2009 06:26:07

Are you bloated? Did your hair not work this morning? Do you have a pimple? If yes… skip to the next. Because you won’t feel any better about yourself after this. It’s Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shopping the other day and reminding us how ugly we are. Like, we’re ugly. Don’t get me wrong – self confidence is a good thing. Full Story

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The only man for lime green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 17:54:44 April 16, 2009 17:54:44

But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. The most effectively styled, the most flattering shots. Full Story

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Halle’s older too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:36:42 October 7, 2008 06:36:42

Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. Full Story

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Maybe not with red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:56:06 September 29, 2008 13:56:06

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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Taunting at Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 11:14:52 September 8, 2008 11:14:52

Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. Full Story

Nahla Not-For-Sale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 06:08:21 September 2, 2008 06:08:21

Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: several photo agencies were present, with an open shot, thereby removing the “exclusive” factor and greatly reducing the value of the images. Full Story

A Date with Stevie Wonder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:55:22 July 8, 2008 06:55:22

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story

Golf After Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:28:30 April 28, 2008 00:28:30

Halle Berry’s first carpet after having baby Nahla – here on Sunday at the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Seriously… more ladies have to take up golf. I need playing partners! Halle apparently caught the golf bug from boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey and loves it so much she started her own tournament although I can’t imagine how she manages to follow through on a swing with those milking tits. Full Story

What Halle Has

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he plays golf. In other words, he is perfect. Full Story