Halle > Madonna
As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well.
LV went with Gabriel Aubry instead.
As if Jesus Luz has a chance against Gabriel Aubry.
Look at Gabriel Aubry’s face. That nose. That chin. The perfection. If I could design a face, it would be his.
This is Gabriel with baby Nahla in New York on Friday. Also a few bonus shots from the summer with a red baseball cap caught in a Robert Pattinson (namecheck!) open mouth moment.
Compare and contract Jesus. See? Not even close, sister. Not even close.
Photos from Wenn.com