Gabrielle Union & Dwyane Wade: MET Military
I love what’s happening underneath Dwyane Wade’s jacket. And I apologise in advance for mixing up my references but it reminds me of an old European army uniform; it reminds me of Les Miserables. Exciting, right? Because men’s fashion doesn’t often surprise you. This is flair. And when it’s done right, it’s just as much fun as a good dress.
Also, her hair. As I’ve mentioned before, and it’s totally conceited and I’m sorry, I have great hair. My dick is in my hair. I swing it around a lot. But if I had my hair cut to her length? It wouldn’t do what it’s doing on Gabrielle Union. I mean it would, but only for a minute, probably less. There’s no way it would hold. Few people can make this length as interesting as she’s making it look here. I hate this length and she’s the exception.
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