George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:33:16 November 7, 2008 07:33:16

Arguments for:

  • He’s George Clooney…he’s always in the running
  • He’s single. No more Sarah Larson. Who? Exactly
  • The MiniVan Majority dream: there’s a woman, the right woman, an everyday regular woman who can change George Clooney. The illusory fire keeps burning

Arguments against:

  • It has not been a vintage year. Remember Leatherheads?
  • As such, he’s keeping things extremely quiet, even limiting his Burn After Reading promotional commitments in favour of holiday time and work prep. George only comes out during selling season. He’s not selling now
  • Supposedly back together with soft porn girl Krista Allen, his old faithful, and the MiniVan may not be so patient anymore with his preferences
  • The gay talk

ODDS: 40 to 1

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