I Miss Her Already

May 28, 2008 14:49:32 Posted at May 28, 2008 14:49:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine is going ahead with it too… that means it MUST be true. Or that George Clooney is ok with us thinking it’s true. Either way, Sarah Larson is not spending the summer in Milano. No Como. George is a gentleman though. She’ll probably get to keep the clothes. And the cash. And some stocks and bonds too.

The photo shoots and the runway appearances though…all that is done. Can you believe In Touch Weekly got one right?


I miss her already.

Thanks to Sarah, the George Clooney illusion is no more. He is not the perfect MiniVan Man. What he is though, despite the fact that he looks great in a suit, is a man who isn’t into a classy woman. Perhaps that was the problem.

With Sarah by his side, George was not successful at the box office. Leatherheads sucked ass. The MiniVan wants him single. Or married to Julia Roberts.

Looking back, given recent events, maybe the Sarah split was staring us in the face.

He booked it to Mexico last week, remember? With his boys.

Rumour has it, George likes to pay for it in Mexico. Treats them very well, leaves them expensive gifts. This way it’s all business, he’s gets off, it’s clean, and it’s over when the trip is. And much cheaper than hiring a professional girlfriend for a year.

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