Sticking Up For Sarah
George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her.
George gave an interview to the New Yorker during which he describes an alarming phone message he received from a deranged fan – a male is heard on the message warning of the following:
"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you"re sorry!"
George promptly asked his ex-cop driver to trace the call only to arrive at a dead end. But he played the interview for Sarah for the first time in front of the journalist. Naturally she defended herself against the backlash against of her late: that she’s a girl who can be bought, that she is a girl who used to “work”, that she is a girl who might still be “working”.
"They say that I"m a stripper. There"s a ton of stuff about that. I"ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I"m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I"m a cocktail server, that means I"m an escort."
No honey, we don’t think you’re en escort because you’re from Vegas. And we don’t think you’re an escort because you used to serve cocktails. We think you’re an escort because you worked for Nine.com. Because you were employed by the gambling industry to “entertain” high rollers. If that’s not a f*cking escort, what is?
But again, as I wrote last week, don’t hate on Sarah. Sure she’s not the best role model. But the world is full of Sarahs just making the most of a very fortuitous situation. It’s George who’s allowing her to profit. It’s the MiniVan Majority’s favourite dashing male who desires the dirty side. So much so that he’s openly defending her and also using his impressive PR skills arsenal to whitewash his girlfriend’s image.
Seems like every other week there’s a flattering article about Sarah in the tabloids – in Us Weekly, in People, lauding her intelligence, her “fun” side, her strength … her friends, the positions, can you imagine how good he’s getting it?
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