The Italian Queen on Italian TV

January 22, 2010 07:57:23 Posted at January 22, 2010 07:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used to be all over it.

I’ve shown you the clips of her writhing around as a backup dancer on a variety show, now for your enjoyment – Ely’s “acting”...but first, a description for those of us who don’t speak Italian. From my friend L, her direct translation:

Ely in her pyjamas asks Fabio if he's taken a bath. He says yes. She says "but did you clean out the tub after?" He says no. Then she gives him sh*t for being a 40 year old that acts like he's 7 and she says no snack tonight, no cartoons, and no chips. And he has a tantrum. And she spanks him. wtf.

I could watch this sh-t all day.

As for the Italian Queen, after the telethon tonight, George Clooney is expected at the SAG Awards on Saturday. No doubt Ely will be there. She goes everywhere now.

Thanks Linda!

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