Hook Ups Clooney Commits? Oh please. The radio is blasting it, the web is buzzing – George Clooney to marry Sarah Larsen? Does he need to marry Sarah Larsen? Said it a thousand times before, Sarah Larsen is the kind of girl who is happy with an apartment and a closet full of designer clothes. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:03 am
George Clooney That’s More Like It Like many of you, the loins stopped quivering for Clooney after that embarrassing little tussle with Fabio. Seriously... losing your cool over Fabio??? Giving Fabio an extra five minutes he doesn’t deserve? It was George’s darkest day. And the worst blemish on an otherwise charming resumé. That and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 02:52 am
George Clooney A Friend Like George You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. People.com is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Rande and George have been tight for years. Rande of course is a big time club owner By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 11:25 am
Brad Pitt George Confirms for Brad Not that there needs to be any confirmation – you’ve seen Angelina’s bump, haven’t you? Still, the Pitts have yet to open their mouths and declare the Second Coming…but it turns on George Clooney did it for them on Oscar Sunday during an interview with Australian television. By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 05:58 am
George Clooney Worst Oscar Promise: George & Sarah If you’re George Clooney, the King of Hollywood, and you bring a girl to the Oscars, it is for real. Like a promise ring. Like a varsity jacket in high school. A global announcement on showbiz’s grandest stage – George shouted it out tonight confirming that this is more By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 01:17 am
George Clooney Before George They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Remember this? The article on By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
George Clooney Marion at the Luncheon My girl at the Nominees Luncheon yesterday looking perfect, as usual. Love how her belt is falling and those shoes… the shoes! Above all, it’s the poise. That French grace you can’t teach. If George Clooney had any sense and taste, he’d be all over it. Unfortunately, By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 03:17 am
Brad Pitt He Looks Presidential But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 08:33 am
George Clooney Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard She won’t win the Oscar but she will win Best Dressed. Because my Marion’s dress last night was the standard. Love the no frills accessorising. And the close-scalp hair. And the makeup. And she is apparently even more spectacular in person, as every photographer and publicist I spoke By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
George Clooney Sarah survives 2007 Well done Sarah Larsen who celebrated the new year still known as George Clooney’s girlfriend. Given Sarah’s titillating beginnings – click here if you need a refresher - making it to 2008 is indeed quite an accomplishment. So can you blame her for beaming last night on the arm By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:23 am
George Clooney Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. George is still By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 02:41 am
George Clooney George No Sarah George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:40 am
George Clooney DeQuivering ManFight: Best of 2007 Remember when George Clooney, the ultra cool, ultra classy George Clooney turned into a whiny bitch and tussled with Fabio? Not his best moment but still one of the funniest memories of the year. Seriously ... George…dude… you let Fabio get under your skin? Fabio??? Of course Fabio came out By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007 Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 06:42 am
George Clooney Sarah Still Kept From struggling model to cocktail waitress to nine.com girl with questionable activities on the side – click here for a reminder - to George Clooney’s kept woman…Sarah Larsen is living the life, non? Here they are out for dinner last night – Sarah clad in Louboutin boots without a By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 03:10 am
George Clooney Funniest.Fab.Ever Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:46 am
