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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.

Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:

Quit playing games with my heart…

Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.

Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.

PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.

PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.

It Sucks to Be the Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 07:24:32 April 1, 2008 07:24:32

Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie Claire. Full Story

Why Blame Her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 07:15:52 April 1, 2008 07:15:52

I’m sure you’ve seen these but just in case, click  here for some classic Sarah Larson – not exactly a lady, but then again, you’ve known that for a while. She was having fun with some friends, took a few provocative pictures, probably for jokes, and they get interpreted a certain way on the internet. Full Story

George and Renee by Train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 09:00:35 March 27, 2008 09:00:35

They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story

Hurts to Look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2008 07:47:00 March 25, 2008 07:47:00

If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to it. How hard she’s scrubbed it. Full Story

Robobride & Mr Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:01:28 March 19, 2008 13:01:28

After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. Full Story

Leatherheads Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 14:16:00 March 18, 2008 14:16:00

Clooney is back in the director’s chair! And Renee Zellweger is squinting beside him! Plus… the hotness of John Krasinski – can you stand it? Leatherheads is due out in theatres on April 4th. Ohhhh… 04/04. Terrible numbers. Maybe you can help George out? He wants a box office smash. Full Story

George With Benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 08:04:38 March 14, 2008 08:04:38

The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has a front row seat at the Oscars on the arm of Hollywood’s reigning monarch. Full Story

The Return of Dr Doug Ross?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 11:22:00 March 12, 2008 11:22:00

Loved George Clooney in ER. LOVED him. Next year is the 15th, and likely the last, season of ER and executive producers are preparing for the end, hoping to bring back original characters including, yes, Dr Doug Ross and nurse Carol for at least an episode. Full Story

Clooney Commits?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 09:03:00 March 10, 2008 09:03:00

Oh please. The radio is blasting it, the web is buzzing – George Clooney to marry Sarah Larsen? Does he need to marry Sarah Larsen? Said it a thousand times before, Sarah Larsen is the kind of girl who is happy with an apartment and a closet full of designer clothes. She IS Pretty Woman. Only she didn’t save him right back. Full Story

That’s More Like It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 06:52:34 March 10, 2008 06:52:34

Like many of you, the loins stopped quivering for Clooney after that embarrassing little tussle with Fabio. Seriously... losing your cool over Fabio??? Giving Fabio an extra five minutes he doesn’t deserve? It was George’s darkest day. Full Story