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Clooney Commits?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 09:03:00 March 10, 2008 09:03:00

Oh please. The radio is blasting it, the web is buzzing – George Clooney to marry Sarah Larsen? Does he need to marry Sarah Larsen? Said it a thousand times before, Sarah Larsen is the kind of girl who is happy with an apartment and a closet full of designer clothes. She IS Pretty Woman. Only she didn’t save him right back. Full Story

That’s More Like It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 06:52:34 March 10, 2008 06:52:34

Like many of you, the loins stopped quivering for Clooney after that embarrassing little tussle with Fabio. Seriously... losing your cool over Fabio??? Giving Fabio an extra five minutes he doesn’t deserve? It was George’s darkest day. Full Story

Man Ads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 11:03:00 March 7, 2008 11:03:00

Clooney for Omega in Japan. Ewan McGregor is the new face of Davidoff. Who quivers you more? Tough call, but something tells me Ewan would get down with an Asian quicker than George. And the way I picture it with Ewan involves silliness and sexiness…like periodic bouts of naked air guitar in between the bump bumps. Full Story

A Friend Like George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 16:25:47 March 6, 2008 16:25:47

You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. People.com is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Full Story

George Confirms for Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 10:58:27 February 29, 2008 10:58:27

Not that there needs to be any confirmation – you’ve seen Angelina’s bump, haven’t you? Still, the Pitts have yet to open their mouths and declare the Second Coming…but it turns on George Clooney did it for them on Oscar Sunday during an interview with Australian television. Full Story

Worst Oscar Promise: George & Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2008 06:17:05 February 25, 2008 06:17:05

If you’re George Clooney, the King of Hollywood, and you bring a girl to the Oscars, it is for real. Like a promise ring. Like a varsity jacket in high school. A global announcement on showbiz’s grandest stage – George shouted it out tonight confirming that this is more than a 6 month contract for a paid escort. Full Story

Before George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 00:00:00 February 7, 2008 00:00:00

They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Remember this? Full Story

Marion at the Luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2008 08:17:00 February 5, 2008 08:17:00

My girl at the Nominees Luncheon yesterday looking perfect, as usual. Love how her belt is falling and those shoes… the shoes! Above all, it’s the poise. That French grace you can’t teach. If George Clooney had any sense and taste, he’d be all over it. Unfortunately, George Clooney’s taste in women is sh*t. Full Story

He Looks Presidential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 13:33:44 January 31, 2008 13:33:44

But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and looking very handsome. Full Story

Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

She won’t win the Oscar but she will win Best Dressed. Because my Marion’s dress last night was the standard. Love the no frills accessorising. And the close-scalp hair. And the makeup. And she is apparently even more spectacular in person, as every photographer and publicist I spoke to could not stop marvelling at how much more “beautiful she is when she moves”. Full Story