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George No Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:40:17 January 8, 2008 06:40:17

George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything better to do … so maybe he wanted it to be a night out with the boys? He and Don Cheadle were spotted “inside joke”-ing each other all night. Full Story

DeQuivering ManFight: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

Remember when George Clooney, the ultra cool, ultra classy George Clooney turned into a whiny bitch and tussled with Fabio? Not his best moment but still one of the funniest memories of the year. Seriously ... George…dude… you let Fabio get under your skin? Fabio??? Of course Fabio came out of the situation the big winner. Full Story

Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2007 11:42:05 December 7, 2007 11:42:05

Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental Pimp Dina subsequently denied the story but given what she’s done with her children, what’s become of Lindsay, and what’s about to become of Ali Lohan who is 13 going on 40 skank, it’s safe to say, Dina was totally fingered in public. Full Story

Sarah Still Kept

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:10:52 December 6, 2007 08:10:52

From struggling model to cocktail waitress to nine.com girl with questionable activities on the side – click here for a reminder - to George Clooney’s kept woman…Sarah Larsen is living the life, non? Here they are out for dinner last night – Sarah clad in Louboutin boots without a care in the world, obviously playing his game perfectly. Full Story

George and Brad for J. Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 12:50:52 December 5, 2007 12:50:52

You’ll recall a few weeks ago, there was an American Cinematheque tribute to Julia Roberts that brought out some major stars. The tribute airs tonight on AMC and although George and Brad couldn’t make it, they still sent along a little surprise that is both silly and immature and also politically irreverent and relevant. Full Story

More Funny Fab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 11:23:04 November 16, 2007 11:23:04

The always brilliant Gallery of the Absurd has offered this artistic interpretation of the Clooney/Fabio gunslinging that went down last week. The rollercoaster is of course reference to that incident a few years back when a bird attacked Fab’s face…you remember? Can’t stop laughing… Gallery of the Absurd Full Story

Funniest.Fab.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 10:46:59 November 16, 2007 10:46:59

Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney DEquiveration and provided the most press Fabio’s received in years. Full Story

Man Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Hardly…but this is how men throw down in Hollywood. So George Clooney and his tarty little girlfriend Sarah Larsen are having dinner the other night in LA. That cheeseball Fabio (romance novel covers) was seated with a group of women at a table nearby. Fabio’s companions started taking photos of their own group, George the narcissist thought they were shooting him, so he asked them to stop and Fabio told him to chill, that his friends were merely snapping pics of themselves. Full Story

What George Wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2007 09:31:56 October 31, 2007 09:31:56

You will love this. As you know, for the last couple of months, George Clooney has been squiring around a young lass called Sarah Larsen. Sarah has been identified as a one time Vegas cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant who has taken leave at her job to accompany her john around the world. And john really is the operative word. Full Story

Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:16:29 October 25, 2007 07:16:29

It’s that time of year again. In November, People Magazine will announce its annual Sexiest Man Alive. Am currently batting .500 – scored two months in advance with Johnny Depp four years ago, was screwed by dandy pansy Jude Law (WTF??) the year after that, predicted Matthew McConaughey six weeks early in 2005, and then my dark horse Matt Damon fell to George Clooney in 2006. Full Story