White Man’s Overbite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2008 11:01:24 March 21, 2008 11:01:24

What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire?

I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler.

Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. But Dear Frankie was like 4 years ago. And since then, Gerry’s hotness has been hurtin’.

Phanton of the Opera? Not hot and too much Rossum.

300? Am not down with Chippendales cheese.

Factor in the bad pants and the portliness and … well… it’s hard to argue in favour of Gerard’s wilting quiveration.

To punctuate the point even further, check him out leaving Villa the other night rockin’ the unmistakable white man’s overbite.

Seriously… are you feelin’ it?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com


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