Gerard Butler
Arguments for:
- I don’t know… supposedly he’s a ladies’ man and horny women want him and they would cut each other for the right to stuff money in his 300 diaper
- He sings. So this must mean he’s the true Phantom of the Opera.
- Fake romance with Jennifer Aniston = MiniVan approval because she is THEM.
- Ten thousand movies released within the last 5 months including a romantic comedy with Katherine Heigl that performed reasonably well at the box office
- Good job on Saturday Night Live
- He loves himself. He thinks he deserves it
Arguments against
- Ew
- Ew
- Gross
- Gross
- Spittle
- Nasty mouth
- Lindsay Lohan…although this must be why he’s been so desperate to refute those rumours
- Too much of a player
- Not American. And again, if a non-American is going to take this, a young Brit stands a better chance over a bloaty Scot
Odds: 7 to 1
