Smarmy Spittle

December 5, 2008 09:42:24 Posted at December 5, 2008 09:42:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face.


I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not cross the Gay Math threshold – but it doesn’t mean I’m not down with the grown men.


This grown man is too uber cheese balls. Like, literally, a haircut away from Fabio. Ew.

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