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CNN vs Jennifer Aniston

January 21, 2010 08:16:21 Posted at January 21, 2010 08:16:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story

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Find a new trick

January 19, 2010 09:54:00 Posted at January 19, 2010 09:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the message. Then again, logic has never been Team Aniston’s strong suit. Full Story

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Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

January 18, 2010 11:14:34 Posted at January 18, 2010 11:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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Why sign when you can spit?

January 15, 2010 09:08:00 Posted at January 15, 2010 09:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies or as self righteous as the Brangelunatics, but firmly ensconced in their very own crazy corner all the same. Full Story

Gerry at the beach

January 4, 2010 09:50:10 Posted at January 4, 2010 09:50:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands

December 18, 2009 08:31:00 Posted at December 18, 2009 08:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story

Crusty Spittle

November 27, 2009 08:10:20 Posted at November 27, 2009 08:10:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, the girls were so annoying that Spittle ended up snapping at them: “You know what, you go to get a f-cking life, is that what you’re about?” Maybe it wasn’t the most gracious thing to say but really… if you’re shaming yourself and giggling drunk ass around town in the middle of the night over Spittle Gerry, you’re asking for a bitchslap. Full Story

When Pee met Spittle

November 24, 2009 12:40:36 Posted at November 24, 2009 12:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. Looking at John Mayer is stressful for me. Full Story

Gerard Butler

November 5, 2009 06:22:40 Posted at November 5, 2009 06:22:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: I don’t know… supposedly he’s a ladies’ man and horny women want him and they would cut each other for the right to stuff money in his 300 diaper He sings. So this must mean he’s the true Phantom of the Opera. Fake romance with Jennifer Aniston = MiniVan approval because she is THEM. Full Story

Lilo & Spittle?

November 2, 2009 09:11:54 Posted at November 2, 2009 09:11:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to the UK tabloids which are mostly full of sh-t, Gerry Butler sprayed his spittle this weekend all over Lindsay Lohan. They were both flown into Morocco for some hotel opening and spent the night grinding up on each other on the dance floor – so reports The Mirror claiming that Spittle drove Lilo away on a golf cart but not before she told the rag that: He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm going to have lots of fun. Full Story

Porny & Spittle!?!?

October 22, 2009 07:14:34 Posted at October 22, 2009 07:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story