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Friday, November 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???

Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?

There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!

PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!

How the Spices Support

November 27, 2007 07:38:37 Posted at November 27, 2007 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret

November 16, 2007 07:08:29 Posted at November 16, 2007 07:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? Feast your eyes rather on the military themed ensembles for Stop and the custom Cavallis for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), their new bland song that requires only posing and puckering, and also note what the girls chose for the press line before beginning the show. Full Story

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Two Spice Landing

October 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at October 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than a month to go to get their asses in gear. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Geri Halliwell

March 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She had a baby and she got YOUNGER. Check out Geri yesterday looking fresh and cute and soooo pretty and fit. As for the Spice Reunion? Apparently all the girls have agreed to one but have not decided when. It has to be a huge splash, it has to have a charitable component, and it has to be after they all have their babies and get skinny again…which likely means at the very, very, very least six months. Full Story

Posh: my appetite is as real as my tits

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Because few bitches are as amusingly absurd at times and genuinely endearing at others. Genuinely endearing examples include Victoria on video - see the Ali G appearance from 2002 and the Beckhams’ World Cup Party this year via YouTube for reference – and Victoria on the rare occasion when she’s smiling…it’s adorable. Full Story

Ginger & Blue

December 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Mother Ginger is a Goddess

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some spices have babies and turn into stone: skeletal bones, hardened breasts, engorged lips all teetering on two pin thin legs and even thinner heels. Other spices have babies and turn in to Eddie Murphy-dating trannies. And then there are the spices who have babies and are much better for it. Full Story

Geri Halliwell & the c-section slimdown

June 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section? I know we"ve been through this and it"s by no means an original topic of conversation, but I"ve received so many emails recently from disbelieving readers slamming me for even suggesting that any woman would VOLUNTARILY submit herself to major surgery for the sake of convenience so I wanted to revisit the subject just to illustrate how suspiciously often c-sections occur in showbiz. Full Story

Beautiful Ginger

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I"ve ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in the pregnancy only to reconcile around the holidays and I can"t be bothered to find out if they"re still together because, really, when it comes down to it, do you really give a sh*t who the father is and whether or not they"re getting married??? Didn"t think so. Full Story