Girl Sh-t Is the Best Sh-t OITNB: Country Club edition

June 11, 2014 14:22:55 Posted at June 11, 2014 14:22:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Season 2 of Netflix’s Original Series Orange is the New Black started streaming last Friday. And to kick things off, we launched our OITNB Escape to Alcatraz contest. Did you enter?

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, no matter where, even in prison, which is, of course, the setting for OITNB. To celebrate the second season launch we’re revisiting some great moments in Girl Sh-t Gossip. Beyoncé had to go first.

This week it’s Martha Stewart vs GOOP. Lifestyle vs Lifestyle. Perfect vs Spotless. Cookies vs Muffins. Privilege vs …well… privilege.

What does Martha Stewart think of Gwyneth Paltrow coming into her lane? The tone, it’s all in the tone:

And what is it about G’s table settings and recipes that don’t impress Martha? Well, apparently G hasn’t LIVED:

It’s true. Martha went to jail. That’s her street cred. The roughest G’s ever had it is an occasional bad facial.

If you missed the contest last week, you have until June 30th to enter. What’s in it for you? 

How about you and a guest on a flight to San Francisco this summer? Two nights’ accommodation at a slick downtown hotel. Tickets to a tour of Alcatraz. And $500 spending cash. You in? 

If you’d like a chance to enter to win, click here to jump to the contest page.  Once there, fill in your name, email address, and province. Then, take to Twitter and tweet what you would choose as your prison tattoo (or better yet, a picture of the one you have!) using the hashtag #OITNBPrisonTattoo. Example:  @Netflix_CA My Orange is the New Black prison tattoo would be a Squawking Chicken, of course #OITNBPrisonTattoo. Then paste the resulting URL from your twitter feed into the form below the province field and submit your entry! 

Chances of winning will depend on number of entries submitted during the contest period, which runs until midnight Pacific Time on June 30th, 2014.  Full contest rules and eligibility are here.  

Good luck, watch Orange is the New Black, and come back for the next Girl Sh-t installment next week (and submit your nomination for a Girl Sh-t look-back)!

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