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Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 07:22:34 April 19, 2011 07:22:34

Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more work on New Year’s Eve. Before that she’ll be in theatres, or at least her voice will be, this summer in The Smurfs. Full Story

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The Glory of Not Giving A Damn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 08:53:00 April 12, 2011 08:53:00

“Bossypants” as primer for life Written by Duana Tina Fey tells a story of meeting a little boy when ‘meeting the teacher’ for kindergarten. They were told to draw pictures, and when she showed hers to him, like, ‘look what I did!’ he ripped it. Full Story

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Kat Dennings x 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2011 06:52:32 April 8, 2011 06:52:32

One of my favourites. Kat Dennings is promising and unusual among the generic, and not seen enough which is why I want to see her more and on May 6th, you can see her, twice, at the movies, as she has a supporting role in Thor, and a starring role in Daydream Nation, the screenplay for which was on the 2009 “Black List”, the now infamous annual compilation of the best unproduced screenplays. Full Story

Beyond reproach?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 12:36:14 April 6, 2011 12:36:14

We live in a world of sh-ttalking sh-ttalkers. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m actually not sure why you’re reading this on my sh-ttalking blog. Almost anyone can find almost anything to sh-ttalk about any given person, especially celebrities. I have my favourites, you have your favourites, and between us, no one is sh-ttalk free with few exceptions. Full Story

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On a smart man’s Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 09:43:10 March 25, 2011 09:43:10

I don’t mean that kind of douchebag in Ed Hardy or driving around in a pick-up truck even though he sells mobile phones for a living. No, those boys like their women dirty. I’m talking about your boyfriend, your husband, a man who might actually enjoy reading now and again, who does go out with his friends to do the things that dudes do but can also manage a real conversation without grunting… They do exist. Full Story

Sandy gives again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 12:04:48 March 18, 2011 12:04:48

Sandra Bullock was photographed in New York yesterday on the set of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close just as it was reported that she’s donated $1 million to help with the crisis in Japan. Sandy made her gift through the American Red Cross. And, as you know, it’s not the first time she’s helped. Full Story

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Happiness is Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 09:13:00 March 18, 2011 09:13:00

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

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Ellen's Super poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:59:57 March 15, 2011 06:59:57

Have you seen it? Check out the new Super poster featuring Ellen Page. The trailer is below. About Rainn Wilson whose wife is seduced by a skeezy drug dealer, played hilariously by Kevin Bacon. To assuage his feelings of inadequacy, Wilson becomes a superhero with Ellen as his diminutive scrawny sidekick, hopping around enthusiastically in a yellow and green unitard. Full Story

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Mia, Michael, Zoe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 09:12:15 March 10, 2011 09:12:15

I complained yesterday that Jane Eyre opens this weekend in the US and seemingly nowhere else. F-ck! I really want to see it. In Canada it’s next week. And since I’m away and then away again, I won’t be able to go until March 29 at the earliest. F-ck again! Why? Because Mia Wasikowska is extraordinary. Full Story

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I think I believe you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 12:00:28 March 2, 2011 12:00:28

There was a lot of talk last year after Kate Winslet announced her split from Sam Mendes that she may have been f-cking around with her face, or whatever. Kate is approaching the release of her HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce and is on the cover of the new Glamour discussing body issues, self-esteem, privacy, protecting her children, marriage, and Botox. Full Story