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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Tom wins a round

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2012 16:34:53 July 9, 2012 16:34:53
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I’ll never choose not to use a sports analogy if it’s available. So if the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce situation can be compared to a boxing match, and we expect it to go 12 rounds, let’s say that Katie, obviously, won the first round easily, almost knocking him out, and continued to pummel him the second round, but the third. Full Story

She’s a Survivor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2012 15:23:40 July 9, 2012 15:23:40
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Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. Like every single word, right? Maybe she sings it to herself in the mirror, snapping her fingers. Full Story

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Sad is not enough

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:30:11 July 5, 2012 17:30:11

After his lawyer, Bert Fields, accused Katie Holmes’s team of “playing the media” yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Cruise tried to solicit some sympathy for himself. PEOPLE.com Full Story

Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 16:27:38 July 5, 2012 16:27:38
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Banks/Brewer/Splash

Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex-Scientologists have been saying for years that he’s a brutal dictator. Full Story

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Tom Cruise’s 50th Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2012 15:25:38 July 3, 2012 15:25:38
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And his now-estranged wife, Katie Holmes, dropped a divorce on his ass. You know I love a good conspiracy theory but the consensus really is the truth this time - he was not expecting it, it was not planned, there was no contract that terminated; 100% he was surprised, and, yes, hurt too. Tom Cruise has always been much more successful than John Travolta at. Full Story

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Katie, Nicole, and Rupert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 16:12:40 July 2, 2012 16:12:40
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I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting Full Story

Katie Holmes is a Baller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 14:46:57 July 2, 2012 14:46:57

This is the cover of the new PEOPLE. Not surprisingly, the magazine is going heavy on Katie leaving Tom, especially since Katie’s team gave them an advance on the announcement, confirming with them first that she’d filed for divorce. Full Story

Things I Didn't Know Until This Morning

Duana Posted by Duana at June 19, 2012 19:13:18 June 19, 2012 19:13:18
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The day I learned how to look at my internet history is one of the saddest of my life.  Not because of what I looked at, per se, (although some days...) but because there's that tab for “Today”.  You can see all the stuff you looked at JUST TODAY, and how this links to that, and which thread you followed - you can actually see the time being wasted. Full Story

Fight Night: Chris Brown vs Drake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2012 15:32:23 June 14, 2012 15:32:23

Before we get into this though, a quick word on the bullsh-t Pacquio/Bradley decision? Is the WBO bankrolled by the Chinese Communist government? It stanks just as badly of corruption and foul. Ok so last night in New York, Chris Brown and Drake both show up at a club called WIP. By the end of the evening, Brown’s chin was cut open, supposedly by a member of Drake’s entourage. Full Story

Blake vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:52:18 June 11, 2012 16:52:18
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We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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