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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Gisele’s response

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2012 22:15:22 February 8, 2012 22:15:22

As you know, Gisele Bundchen has been taking all kinds of heat since the Super Bowl for getting caught on camera calling out the Patriots receivers to a group of friends that included, interestingly enough, other Patriots’ wives. Were those the same wives who are meangirling her in the press?The wives and their player husbands have apparently hated on Tom Brady’s wife for a long time because they claim she’s mega c-nty to them at team events, supposedly judging them for not being Brazilian supermodels. Full Story

GG Best Meangirls: Queen Latifah, Mary J Blige, and Elton John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 15:29:56 January 16, 2012 15:29:56
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I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face? She was ...patronising. And she was holding back some serious sh-t. The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their expressions. Amazing, right? Right after that they cut to Elton John who was overheard, much earlier, at the beginning of the broadcast, saying NO F-CKING WAY when someone asked if Madonna had a chance of winning. Full Story

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If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 21:39:36 January 13, 2012 21:39:36
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As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story

He went with a model

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 15:13:47 January 5, 2012 15:13:47

While JLo decided to celebrate her release from marriage by slumming it with a backup dancer who, on his best day, and I am being generous, is no more than a 5.5, Marc Anthony went with a model. And he’s flaunting it all over the social network. This is Marc with Shannon De Lima as posted on his Facebook. Full Story

Punished for slumming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 15:58:15 December 21, 2011 15:58:15

New cover of Us Weekly is about Jennifer Lopez. According to the magazine, Marc Anthony is so pissed about her dating Casper Smart (aren’t we all???) he wants to rearrange their custody agreement to punish her. Anthony had supposedly previously agreed to primary custody for JLo. Full Story

Please let there be a pap-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 21:29:29 December 19, 2011 21:29:29
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Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much variation in her expressions, for completely different reasons. Full Story

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The Most Coveted Photo at the Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 21:35:40 December 15, 2011 21:35:40

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, remember? Oh yeah! Madonna also directed a movie this year! And, yes, the Hollywood Foreign Press, as they did with Angelina Jolie, found a way to include Madonna on their Golden Globe Guest List by giving W.E. two music nominations which, hilariously, is kinda like reminding Justin Timberlake he’s a musician and not an actor. Full Story

HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:21:45 December 14, 2011 20:21:45
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Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

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Movies For The Money: Matt Damon edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 17:56:32 December 13, 2011 17:56:32
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Matt Damon is currently promoting We Built A Zoo. It was once my hope that he, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt would run Oceans during award season. According to the experts, Zoo is not strong enough. Having said that, there’s always the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Golden Globe nominations come down on Thursday. Full Story

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Scarjo feeling Scroogey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 15:50:17 December 12, 2011 15:50:17
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Scarlett Johansson had a crusty face on in New York last night, presumably in town to begin a round of publicity for the upcoming We Bought a Zoo opening on December 23. Scarjo is never great with paps, unless of course she’s going out of her way to be great with paps when she knows she has to sell it (funny how that is, non?), but right now I wonder if it’s more than just the paps; right now I Photo Assume that it’s also a lot of Blake Lively. Full Story

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Showrunner Styles, Part II

Duana Posted by Duana at December 9, 2011 17:57:50 December 9, 2011 17:57:50
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Click here for Part I.I haven’t watched Glee since last year, and I feel good about that.   But I also feel great about the Glee Christmas album that’s in my ears right now; they really do have some unadulterated joy, these kids.   Or they did, right? Back in season 1? What I’m about to write is going to have a lot of opinions and a lot of the word ‘allegedly’. Full Story

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