Girly Throw Downs Articles

Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

LBD > Young Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 08:30:27 February 22, 2011 08:30:27

Youth is certainly potent but sometimes youth’s inexperience can lose one or two carpet battles. And this is how Jennifer Aniston’s little black dress beat out Brooklyn Decker’s horrific jumpsuit last night at the German premiere of Just Go With It or, as they refer to it over there, My Imaginary Wife. Full Story

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GOOP for Nobel Peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 13:42:12 February 17, 2011 13:42:12

F-ck the EGOT. Gwyneth’s after something more. She acts, she sings, she macrobiotics, she mothers, she matchmakes, she works out, she bakes, she purees, she loves, she laughs, she cries, and now she brokers peace… Am I missing something? Amazing story today coming out of THR Full Story

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Rubber suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:00:42 February 17, 2011 08:00:42

How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in a denim jacket, leggings, and biker boots. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: Boogers > Glee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 10:02:40 February 16, 2011 10:02:40

Entertainment Weekly reported yesterday that Justin Timberlake is singing again…sort of. He voices a booger on The Cleveland Show, something he was quite enthusiastic about when approached. That, apparently, is the closest we’re going to come to new material from the Pip. Full Story

Sit DOWN Selena Gomez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 07:17:35 February 16, 2011 07:17:35

Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a teen move and huffed at the suggestion – like, AS IF she’s only there because she’s been holding hands with Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Are you smart enough to break up with him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 10:23:15 February 10, 2011 10:23:15

Amanda Seyfried was photographed leaving her personal trainer’s place yesterday with her dog. Now I’m curious what her dog does when she works out. Marcus thinks it’s hilarious to step on me while I’m crunching my abs. Anyway, sorry to digress. The point of this post is not her dog, the point of this post is her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Jen, Justin… and Tila!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2011 07:33:44 February 9, 2011 07:33:44

As noted earlier, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Bieber have movies opening this weekend. Both attended their premieres last night too. Bieber was in LA on the carpet for Never Say Never. The Will Smith Family showed up too. And Miley Cyrus. And Selena Gomez. Over in New York, Jennifer Aniston showed off her legs in a black dress with a sheer skirt. Full Story

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How much would LiLo pay…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 07:36:53 February 4, 2011 07:36:53

To be the dude in between Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy courtside at the Laker game last night? What would she thief in exchange for it? Leo and Tom had a little Inception reunion while watching Los Angeles lose a close one at the buzzer to the San Antonio Spurs. It was a better effort than they’ve put up lately…but for a while now they haven’t been able to bring their best against the better teams in the league, not even with Leo’s golden touch? Maybe Leo’s golden touch doesn’t work until the playoffs. Full Story

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Year-end Tiger dramas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 12:05:53 February 2, 2011 12:05:53

The Squawking Chicken called it all along that the Year of the Open Mouth Tiger would bring the drama. It’s come in the form of natural disasters, international conflict, digital warfare, economic crises, and much, much more. My mother, who is of the Tiger sign, had a rough one herself. She forgot to get a blessing from the contrarian temple even though she had advance notice that the year would try her. Full Story

Pretty gets super ugly super fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:35:15 February 2, 2011 07:35:15

Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long stretches. His supporters then leaked to Radar Online that she’s a controlling bitch who’s been spying on him and is jealous about all the new hot ass he’s been getting. Full Story

Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 13:37:10 February 1, 2011 13:37:10

Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight up first class smut. Full Story