Girly Throw Downs Articles

Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

GOOP cuts Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 13:20:17 October 28, 2010 13:20:17

We’re back to cooking on GOOP this week. Ordinarily this would bore me. But Erin K brilliantly pointed something out – thanks Erin! GOOP is featuring Ina Garten, The Barefoot Contessa. They’re trying out recipes. Whatever. Of course the way Gwyneth tells it, it’s like they’ve been best friends forever. Full Story

Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:12:54 October 28, 2010 08:12:54

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

The ladies jockey for position

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 10:26:58 October 26, 2010 10:26:58

Annette Bening, Jennifer Lawrence, and Hilary Swank were all at the Hollywood Awards last night. Bening and Lawrence look to be locks on Best Actress nominations. Swank for Conviction has a good chance too. And now they say Halle Berry is coming in on the ride as her next film Frankie & Alice has just been moved up to a December release, in time for Academy consideration (source Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Jesse’s face when JT’s talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 09:23:51 October 26, 2010 09:23:51

It’s our favourite game, making assumptions based only on a photo. Last night the cast of The Social Network was named Best Ensemble at the Hollywood Awards. Look at them onstage. Why is Andrew Garfield way down to the side while Pippy is up front with Jesse Eisenberg eating up all the glory? Seems like Jesse wants to tell JT to Sit DOWN too. Full Story

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The people around Porny...and her ex-husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 08:13:34 October 22, 2010 08:13:34

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 08:59:03 October 20, 2010 08:59:03

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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The reason for the pumpkin patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 14:16:45 October 19, 2010 14:16:45

Last week I posted this article with photos of Christina Aguilera at the pumpkin patch playing good mommy with her kid Max noting: Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out. When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’s for storage. Full Story

It’s time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 13:32:40 October 18, 2010 13:32:40

A very well dressed, good-spirited Kristen Stewart attended Scream 2010 the other night to collect some awards for Twilight. My girl crush is alive and well. Stewart was joined on stage by co-stars Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed, also her ex best friend. Wonder how well that went over. Two years ago – Christ, has it been that long? – the two were inseparable. Full Story

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One bitch fighting himself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 12:37:35 October 15, 2010 12:37:35

I love a good bitch fight. Please. I live for a good bitch fight. But this, this is not a good bitch fight. This is not even a bitch fight. This is one bitch fighting no one but himself. That would be Nick Cannon, and now I’m a little embarrassed for Mimi. Because her dude is embarrassing himself so publicly. Full Story

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Is it awkward for Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 14:26:37 September 28, 2010 14:26:37

It’s awkward for us right? Running into an ex, or a former lover, or someone you made out with one night when you’re with your one true love at a restaurant. Or... maybe not. I guess it’s not awkward if that person f-cked you over and you look really good and your new piece is extraordinary. Full Story

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Never in Paris, OK in Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 09:48:27 September 28, 2010 09:48:27

Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here Full Story