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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Letterman hates Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:57:26 June 29, 2010 07:57:26

But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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GOOP & Madge & Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 07:24:09 June 24, 2010 07:24:09

In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I know my G. Full Story

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George’s weekend with the Guys & The Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 09:12:00 June 7, 2010 09:12:00

Elisabetta Canalis’s Twitter account appears to have been shut down. Oh he finally stepped in, did he? It’s too bad, really. Because the Iggy Pop/Jennifer Aniston reference was the best. And I would have loved if she could have kept her balls and continued to make that sh-t happen. Only Ely is trying to work in America now. Full Story

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The Italian Queen feels the Aniston crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 09:26:20 June 2, 2010 09:26:20

When I first started blogging, I was hated on regularly and ferociously by the more deranged members of the Jennifer Aniston fanbase. “Die of AIDS like Angelina Whore-ly’s African baby!” is one of my all-time favourites. I think they went after The Italian Queen yesterday. I think they frightened her. Full Story

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The Italian Queen: Team Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 08:10:47 June 1, 2010 08:10:47

As you know, I’ve been all over her Twitter because, well, she wants me to be. She wants you to be. That’s the point of it. Elisabetta Canalis currently has almost 800 followers, nearly triple and growing steadily since we first noticed it when I was in Cannes. After all, it’s only one step away from George. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 12:49:40 May 26, 2010 12:49:40

Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’s weakness. Full Story

Posh can’t share

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 11:30:50 May 25, 2010 11:30:50

She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working with ladies. She’s been on Desperate for a long time. Full Story

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Porny’s change pouch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:14:08 May 25, 2010 07:14:08

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver. Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. Full Story

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You look less carby next to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 13:30:22 May 20, 2010 13:30:22

At the premiere last night of MacGruber, this is Ryan Phillippe giving us his douche face looking considerably less carby in comparison to his co-star Val Kilmer. Oh Ice...it’s like, it’s like it’s not even the same person. Kilmer and Brando worked together on The Island of Dr Moreau. Full Story

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Calling all starlets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 06:56:19 May 20, 2010 06:56:19

And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’s sh-ttalking and dumped her plastic ass from the third film, due in theatres July 2011. Full Story

Crank vs Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:51:36 May 19, 2010 10:51:36

It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her DUI progress hearing. Yesterday they were floating around the excuse that she might not make it due to volcanic ash. Full Story