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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 08:17:29 June 30, 2009 08:17:29

He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in her words, that they didn’t get past first base. Full Story

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GOOPy gets smacked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 14:24:28 June 17, 2009 14:24:28

Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine Full Story

Nicole Richie > Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 06:54:35 June 17, 2009 06:54:35

Once upon a time they were both drugged up and starving together, two skinny bitches partying all night and loving the attention. These days, Nicole Richie is living clean, cutting out the viruses that had plagued her previous life – people and substances. One of them: Lindsay Lohan. And like the best Mean Girl ever, Nicole is also trying to convince Samantha Ronson to cut that crank out of her life too. Full Story

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The women of ARod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:40:41 June 1, 2009 08:40:41

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Bruno upstages LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 06:08:55 June 1, 2009 06:08:55

Love him so much. Bruno was supposed to present an award. By the end of it, no one knew which award. Whatever it was it went to LipGloss Zac Efron and his blender legs who had to follow up Bruno’s brilliance and deliver an acceptance speech. Needless to say, he had no thunder. And his pouty panties were all twisted up in knots as a result. Full Story

On Bruno & Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 05:55:25 June 1, 2009 05:55:25

This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell check on Microsoft Word! Skank doesn’t). Full Story

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Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:05:00 May 29, 2009 07:05:00

And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story

French bitchfight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 11:58:01 May 25, 2009 11:58:01

What would be the English speaking equivalent? Streep vs Sally Fields? Dame Judi Dench vs Dame Helen Mirren? But French. And therefore a million times more dramatic and passionate. Acclaimed actress Isabelle Huppert was the President of the Jury at Cannes this year. Her rival, acclaimed actress Isabelle Adjani, was scheduled to present yesterday at the festival conclusion …until Huppert stepped in and said no f-cking way, over my dead body. Full Story

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Huge empty bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 07:56:44 May 14, 2009 07:56:44

Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not like I’m saying she’s not thin. Full Story

Courteney’s new bestie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:09:42 May 13, 2009 08:09:42

Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great time as their latest issue hits stands featuring a BFF breakup. Full Story

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