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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Courteney’s new bestie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:09:42 May 13, 2009 08:09:42

Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great time as their latest issue hits stands featuring a BFF breakup. Full Story

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There’s a spring in her step

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 13:24:49 May 12, 2009 13:24:49

Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling her in the middle of the night – click here for details Full Story

Fight over Cheese!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 17:32:03 May 11, 2009 17:32:03

You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every time she’s interviewed. Full Story

Posehard pose-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 10:58:15 May 5, 2009 10:58:15

When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. It’s the best way to show off some back bones. Full Story

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Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 09:32:06 May 1, 2009 09:32:06

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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The Frenemy on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:03:58 May 1, 2009 08:03:58

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story

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Just like Big & Little

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:23:29 April 24, 2009 06:23:29

Edie, I mean. Did you watch Grey Gardens last week? And you watched the original first, right? As expected, HBO’s Grey Gardens is predicted to contend at the Emmys and then the Golden Globes for awards season and word is there was some behind the scenes posturing regarding nominations and categories pitting Jessica Lange against Drew Barrymore, mother against daughter, like art imitates life. Full Story

Ready for a rant-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:54:27 April 21, 2009 11:54:27

Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a meltdown on the set of I Heart Huckabees in a tirade against Lily Tomlin. Full Story

The Frenemy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2009 07:10:38 April 17, 2009 07:10:38

On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple of weeks, and she doesn’t seem to have been invited on the press tour. Full Story

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GOOPy’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 07:04:12 April 16, 2009 07:04:12

GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only thing you’ll take away from this is WHO? WHO is she talking about? Easy. Full Story

When queens fight…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 11:57:02 April 14, 2009 11:57:02

It’s the best sh-t ever. Spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives although I can’t imagine you don’t know about this by now… Marc Cherry has killed off Nicolette Sheridan/Edie Britt. I don’t watch DH, have never watched a full episode, but I know enough that Edie was the skank ho on the block and now she’s gone. Full Story