Girly Throw Downs Articles

Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:04:33 March 13, 2009 08:04:33

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story

Tale of Two Puck Bunnies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:32:28 March 12, 2009 08:32:28

Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some competition to contend with, tried to keep the scowling and the ducking from the cameras to a minimum. Full Story

Taylor towers over LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:11:43 March 11, 2009 08:11:43

My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron Diaz was dancing behind us so Michelle positioned herself back to back, and discovered that she was taller even though she was wearing shorter heels. Full Story

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Radiohead hates JailBait!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 08:42:05 March 4, 2009 08:42:05

YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So JailBait Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would be jealous. Full Story

This bitch always brings it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 18:33:05 March 2, 2009 18:33:05

Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue. It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over Babel. Full Story

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How long beforeā€¦

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 09:24:10 February 27, 2009 09:24:10

Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week at Late Night. Full Story

Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 16:55:00 February 24, 2009 16:55:00

Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the Oscars. You saw that napkin. Full Story

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Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 13:16:21 February 23, 2009 13:16:21
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They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his deep thoughts, the coming together of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer makes so much sense on so many levels. Full Story

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Grey Goose diva night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 14:59:58 February 21, 2009 14:59:58

Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room for me I realised it was Sandra Bullock. Wasn't her best night. Full Story

Ladies of Montblanc

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 11:15:04 February 21, 2009 11:15:04

At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual because she’s never been shy about her breasts and at the risk of sounding creepy, they are missed. Full Story

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John on Jolie before Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2009 12:22:28 February 19, 2009 12:22:28

Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story