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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Chicken Fried new digs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 06:34:16 January 14, 2009 06:34:16

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story

Big Boy Bitch Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 12:56:51 January 13, 2009 12:56:51

Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due out on June 26th. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 09:03:00 January 13, 2009 09:03:00

Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from awkwardness. Britney ended up at a table nearby. Full Story

Ten months to go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 06:55:31 January 13, 2009 06:55:31

Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an unworthy choice. Full Story

Oh yeah it was B-tch Face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 07:07:47 January 9, 2009 07:07:47

As I mentioned earlier, see the Brange post below, Angelina Jolie supposedly cut her eye at Anne Hathaway during Anne’s acceptance speech last night at Critics’ Choice. The clip has hit YouTube. Oh la! La la la! It’s the Bitch Face to end all Bitch Faces!!! Like I’m surprised Annie’s still alive this morning! Seriously Angelina couldn’t even pretend. Full Story

LipGloss instead!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:22:56 January 8, 2009 11:22:56

He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss Zac Efron will be presenting at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 07:04:26 January 8, 2009 07:04:26

Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some magazine she’d never heard of her. Full Story

Bromance and tempers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 07:12:23 January 7, 2009 07:12:23

Second night in a row, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn together, this time at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But while Sean has been on his best behaviour, campaigning for that 2nd Oscar and holding his notorious surly attitude in check, he’s apparently letting his brother take over where the sh-t disturbing is concerned. Full Story

Cheryl doesn’t know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 08:02:02 January 6, 2009 08:02:02

As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Next dress to copy … and replaced!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:32:00 January 5, 2009 06:32:00

Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret. Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. Full Story

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NYE Lilo Dramz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 12:49:44 January 1, 2009 12:49:44

Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website TheDirty.com (thanks to Jon for the link) claims that he was caught in the middle of a massive lovers’ scrap last night when Lilo lost her sh-t because she thought Nik was trying to work her girlfriend. Full Story