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Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 16:54:36 December 31, 2008 16:54:36

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

No more babies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 11:24:00 December 30, 2008 11:24:00

Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies! In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies. Full Story

Backlash begins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 07:05:50 December 30, 2008 07:05:50

A couple of weeks ago, I posted this article about Mickey Rourke’s Oscar chances. He is a lock for a nomination and even considered the frontrunner …at the moment. Full Story

LipGloss style-stalker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 08:21:49 December 23, 2008 08:21:49

LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there is hope. Rob went home for the holidays. Full Story

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Safe for now…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 11:13:51 December 18, 2008 11:13:51

Though he’s a marked manchild, Robert Pattinson has managed to steer clear of the skank brigade so far. Lindsay Lohan has yet to set her extensions all over him… but there’s time. And he lives in LA. And last night he went out in LA. He went somewhere the paps camp out. After over a week out of the spotlight, perhaps he was missing them. Full Story

This is how you open-mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 07:16:00 December 9, 2008 07:16:00

Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted you to know. So to ensure maximum exposure, she decided to show up where everyone else would be. Full Story

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Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:35:54 December 8, 2008 06:35:54

Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend. Full Story

This is for LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 06:58:20 November 27, 2008 06:58:20

There is actually something to be thankful for today re: the UGH that is known as Twilight. Because the very, very best thing about Twilight is what it’s doing to Zac Efron. Who? Exactly. Ignore the fact that Twilight’s success is making the insufferable Stephenie Meyer so smug. Just picture LipGloss stomping his feet around his bedroom, open hand slapping his own doll, while ripping the new cover of Entertainment Weekly to shreds. Full Story

Lilo & Sam: Dust-up in Dubai

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2008 07:56:00 November 21, 2008 07:56:00

At the huge party in Dubai last night, the grand opening of Atlantis, The Palm Resort and the Palm Jumeirah (crazy amounts of money thrown around, holy f-ck) I’m told  that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a HUGE argument at 5am and their screaming match quickly turned physical as both girls were seen pushing each other around, unable to take their disagreement behind closed doors. Full Story

Lilo reads the papers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 11:22:50 November 19, 2008 11:22:50

Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Full Story