Girly Throw Downs Articles

Public and social media fights between Hollywood celebrities

Mimi vs Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 14:26:17 October 6, 2008 14:26:17

Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. Full Story

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Kiki and Natalie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 08:33:01 October 4, 2008 08:33:01

Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year was my difficult time. Full Story

Best Emmy Black: America Ferrera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 06:54:34 September 22, 2008 06:54:34

She’s perfect. And she glowed. And she lost to Tina Fey. Isn’t it an honour to lose to Tina Fey? I’d lose to Tina Fey every day and feel complete. Check out America Ferrera in a black gown she was born to wear. If she’s glowing it might be because she’s happy to be rid of Lindsay Lohan for now. Full Story

Brenda vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 13:51:40 September 15, 2008 13:51:40

It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one knows exactly the timeline when that sh*t went down but suffice to say, they overlapped in Rick’s bed and given Shannen’s mean streak and Ebola’s wickedness, the smut spilled over onto a red carpet, resulting in a supposed throw down at a party after Ebola allegedly kept crank calling Shannen, telling her that Rick didn’t want her anymore, and boasting that she’d bagged her man. Full Story

A Bitch’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 07:27:13 September 10, 2008 07:27:13

The Alba Demon is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces are properly on display, including the one for which she is most famous: looking like a c-bomb about to cuss a bitch out. Full Story

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VMA Man-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 06:25:34 September 8, 2008 06:25:34

There was apparently a moment last night during arrivals when Brody Jenner had to share some of his teen panty heat with Michael Phelps. Rumour has it this did not go over very well. That Brody was rather dismissive of the dolphin man and had himself a little jealous snit. Isn’t there enough ass to go around? Brody doesn’t share? Perhaps they made up at the afterparties? Because as everyone knows, double the pleasure when you work together. Full Story

Brenda & Kelly 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:41:00 August 27, 2008 16:41:00

O. M. G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how they feel about Tori Spelling. Full Story

No Porny! No no!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 08:28:13 August 21, 2008 08:28:13

It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story

The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 12:17:06 July 24, 2008 12:17:06

Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of pace… We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. Full Story

Posh Hates Scully?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 07:06:57 July 24, 2008 07:06:57

Premiere of the new X-Files movie went down last night in LA and a pregnant Gillian Anderson absolutely glowed on the carpet. She’s a crazy bitch but I love that she doesn’t know how to pose. I love that she looks like a normal person. And beautiful. Love even more her story about Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Insecure for life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:00:57 July 3, 2008 08:00:57

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story