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The alternative to Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Must have been a rough day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:47:35 October 10, 2008 07:47:35

Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story

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Can’t play, will marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 10:00:09 October 2, 2008 10:00:09

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

The New Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 09:03:07 October 1, 2008 09:03:07

Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story

Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 11:22:28 August 27, 2008 11:22:28

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 11:21:44 August 6, 2008 11:21:44

Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up and down, hollering, cheering…very very cute. Full Story

Downsizing means forever?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2008 07:41:44 July 25, 2008 07:41:44

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are downsizing. He has an apartment in New York that he’s just put on the market, she also has an apartment that she’s selling, and it looks like they prefer her townhouse, where they spend most of their time, and where they are photographed most often. Full Story

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The Luckiest Man in Tall Boy Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:22:03 June 18, 2008 05:22:03

GQ calls Tom Brady the luckiest man on earth on the cover of its latest issue graced by, who else?, Gisele Bundchen. And even though the luckiest man looks a little dorky in his tall boy pants, the combined gorgessity of the two of them together overrides the awkward jeans. It’s hard to find cool jeans for tall big boys, non? Gisele told GQ that Tom “really, genuinely doesn’t have a bad bone in his body. Full Story

Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 07:17:48 June 16, 2008 07:17:48

Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these probably don’t sit too well with Bitter Bridget. Full Story

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And God Created Them

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 10:16:28 May 6, 2008 10:16:28

These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously in love with each other and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. Full Story

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What Tom Has

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:35:00 April 2, 2008 07:35:00

Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check out Tom Brady, arriving at LAX the other day with Gisele. Full Story

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