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The Off Season is Long

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 08:58:00 March 12, 2008 08:58:00

Very long. Probably even longer for Tom Brady who must be itching, absolutely foaming, to get back onto the field. Still…killing time before training camp would probably suck a lot harder without Gisele. And the couple made their first public appearance the other night since the big upset at a store opening in New York. Full Story

Like Samson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:55:05 February 14, 2008 07:55:05

Am still puzzled as to why Tom Brady cut his hair right before the Superbowl. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Why f&ck with your luck? Especially when the little curls at the nape of his neck were so cute!?! Like Samson, when he lost the hair, he also lost the mojo. Tom’s consolation prize, however, is a holiday to Costa Rica with his bombshell Brazilian. Full Story

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Few quick Superbowl details that aren’t so smutty but kinda interesting nonetheless. Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer arrived together at the tailgate party, not stopping for interviews but walking the carpet. Both dressed in grey and both really, really, really hot. And tall. That Roger is tall is not surprising. But Gavin isn’t too much shorter. Come to think of it, neither is John Travolta. Then again, I’d been looking at Ryan Seacrest all day. Next to him, everyone is tall.

The best is when Seacrest wrapped up his pre-show for E! With Travolta as his guest standing beside him, Ryan signs off:

And we’re out!

Snort.

Oh and Gisele… Gisele came in the celebrity entrance and then practically ran down the carpet, causing the biggest stir. Hair was unwashed, wearing skinny jeans tucked into black suede boots, and a fitted black shirt, gorgeous of course but she looked tense. Looked tense the whole game. And I remember seeing her, dressed so somberly and thinking – I hope she’s wearing red underwear because again, just like the hair cut, it’s terribly bad luck. Case in point: Tiger Woods always wears red for his final round. You don’t mess with red.

Tuesday – am home, have returned to regular blog schedule until the Oscars which means am posting all day (check back often!) in between bouts of mad dash cleaning and scrubbing. Chinese New Year in 2 days – if you have cleaning to do, including laundry, you better do it before Thursday. Otherwise, no cleaning til Sunday!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Just As She Is: not about Kevin Bacon or Harrison Ford or Ben Affleck who doesn’t exactly qualify as non-scandalous.

Smart & Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 12:20:44 January 10, 2008 12:20:44

Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Full Story

Divine Proof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:40:34 January 3, 2008 05:40:34

Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story

How to Help Your Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:37:01 January 2, 2008 04:37:01

Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows it’s not her time. Full Story

Gisele & Tom: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 12:23:23 December 12, 2007 12:23:23

Ridiculously hot separately. Supernova hot together. And supernovas always burn out. Pray Xenu Gisele and Tom can make it. Love them. Loved watching them all year. Love every rare candid photo. Love the way she flaunts her effortless gorgessity in the face of mounting wrath from the MiniVan Majority – a demographic now being courted by Tom’s baby mother ex who pre-pregnancy had a reputation not so unlike the Alba Bitch. Full Story

Leo, the Rebound Guy, and Gisele too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio – is he single? Because his girl was caught with the Rebound Guy – the guy all leggy girls go to for a quick ego boost and some action immediately after a painful break up. The Rebound Guy of course is Kelly Slater, champion surfer. He was seen with Gisele Bundchen after she split from Leo and he was also there to console Cam Diaz as soon as Pip took off after Shelf Ass. Full Story

The New MiniVan Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:24:04 September 26, 2007 10:24:04

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC. Full Story

Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:35:27 September 25, 2007 08:35:27

They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? I’d be bitter and bitchy too. Full Story

Trading Slaps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

So Bridget Moynahan had her baby. Tom Brady was apparently at the hospital but not permitted inside for the birth. Word is he did spend some time with the boy before being told his mother wanted to limit his involvement. And despite telling teammates and even announcing on the field during a pre-season NFL game last week that the child had been christened with his own last name, Bridget’s publicist made it very clear this week that motherhood has not tamed Bridget’s bitch. Full Story