Golden Globes 2009 Articles

Golden Globes 2009 hilights, gossip, photos, and video.

Globes Best Speech: Tracy Morgan and Tina Fey

January 12, 2009 07:14:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tracy Morgan name checking Cate Blanchett made my life. He should hire himself out for speech acceptances. On the internets this morning there are some MiniVan huffy puffies who actually didn’t get it. Like please. How can you not laugh at Tracy Morgan? Poor quality video below. And of course…who else but Tina Fey. Full Story

Globes Worst Clapper: Beyonce

January 12, 2009 07:01:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 07:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good: Her dress Bad: Her hair Worst: Her clapping! It wasn’t golf clapping either. It was little girl learning how to clap clapping. WTF? Save? Duana pointed it out – she seemed appropriately present at the Globes. Like she knew her place. She didn’t rush that carpet like she owned it. Full Story

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Globes Worst Hair: Debra Messing

January 12, 2009 06:48:20 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:48:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sit DOWN Debra Messing. Better yet – go away. Am so over her. And that hair. That hair had desperation all over and inside of it. That hair had her agent and her publicist lurking around it. Her entire talent team randomly popping out of it, begging someone, anyone, especially Jeff Zucker for a return to network television. Full Story

Globes Best Hair: RDJ

January 12, 2009 06:39:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even before Robert Pattinson cut it off, there’d be no chance against this. RDJ’s hair can deliver a Shakespearean monologue without rehearsal. It can be bad ass but gentle, sensitive but not limp, heroic but not over confident, RDJ’s hair is personality and charisma and a great soundbite all at the same time. Full Story

Globes Pre-Puberty: Zac Efron

January 12, 2009 06:33:53 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:33:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle pointed it out – LipGloss is incapable of growing facial hair. And he makes up for it by not washing his hair? Like Robert Pattinson? But Rob Pattinson can grow a beard. So Zac’s answer to that is to bring his beard. And Vanessa Hudgens looked as out of place among the major players as he did. Full Story

Globes Worst Fit: Blake Lively

January 12, 2009 06:27:44 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:27:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like by 2 sizes. At least. Chill before you start foaming at the mouth and composing that hate mail. Am not saying she’s big. Of course she’s not big. But she’s making herself look bigger by stuffing her body into a dress that doesn’t fit. Take a closer look – that sh-t is so tight she can’t even tuck the hanger straps all the way into the side. Full Story

Globes Most Amateur: Freida Pinto

January 12, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I love her. You know she’s stunning. But it’s her first time. It’s all happening so quickly. So when poking her with our judgy stick, let’s not go too hardcore. Freida Pinto is a novice. And while nothing can take away from her beauty, well, this dress is trying its best to. Full Story

Globes Most Nauseous: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

January 12, 2009 06:07:45 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:07:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe because his girlfriend wasn’t with him. Have they split up? Maybe because he’s always been a tortured soul. Maybe because he knew he was in for 3 hours without a bump. Maybe he had the flu? Ate some bad Chinese? Whatever the reason, JRM is hurting. Same goes for his skin. And while my loins have never particularly hankered for his business, I’ve always conceded in the past, he is a beautiful, beautiful boy. Full Story

Globes Best Daughter: Rumer Willis

January 12, 2009 06:03:55 Posted at January 12, 2009 06:03:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, she doesn’t photograph well. But the dress, the colour, the shape, HER shape… lovely. And if you watched the show, you would have seen, as I’ve mentioned, when she moves, when you can see her moving, and her expressions, when she’s animated, it’s really not bad at all. Full Story

Globes Most Hungry: Sally Hawkins

January 12, 2009 05:57:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 05:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She made Victoria Beckham look healthy. Seriously, I was alarmed when she started making her way to the stage. Those arms! Those little arms! Oh Sally… Sally’s emotion was charming, as was Emma Thompson’s in-audience support, though seriously it’s like she hasn’t eat since Meryl Streep last won an Oscar. Full Story

About the Golden Globes 2009

January 12, 2009 05:49:00 Posted at January 12, 2009 05:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why isn’t Ricky Gervais the host of an awards show… any awards show? His moment with Kate Winslet was gold – remember her appearance on Extras?Kate Winslet on Extras montage The cutest thing, Kate’s friendship with Leo, non? And it’s hard to reconcile too. That he can at once appreciate the amazing woman that is Kate Winslet and still at the same time exclusively date teenage models. Full Story