Golden Globes 2010 Articles

Best Globes Spastic: Brendan Fraser

January 19, 2010 08:05:00 Posted at January 19, 2010 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was all over it during our live blog on Sunday night and then totally forgot in the rush of getting out the photos yesterday. Then my friend L emailed and it all came back. This moment, like WHO’s NATALIE????????????????????, totally made my Globes. It’s the small gifts in life. Remember when Brendan Fraser was spastic? No? You missed it? Thanks God Full Story

Worst: Taylor Lautner

January 18, 2010 13:18:00 Posted at January 18, 2010 13:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the last. And it’s the worst. The WORST. The shine. The horrifying ass of the shine. What is happening to him? You know, Tom Ford was there last night. He could have helped. This kid needs help. Because here it is: Taylor Lautner is so painfully uncool. He’s goodlooking. He’s 18. Full Story

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Best: Maggie G

January 18, 2010 12:44:53 Posted at January 18, 2010 12:44:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are we fighting? We are fighting, aren’t we? Because you hate it. You think it’s weird. You don’t think it’s pretty. Well it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She doesn’t do pretty. But it’s architecture. And it’s design. And it’s imaginative. And there are few women who could have owned this like Maggie owned it. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock

January 18, 2010 12:19:19 Posted at January 18, 2010 12:19:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again. Read this: I love Sandra Bullock. I watched The Proposal on a plane and enjoyed it for what it was. I was totally on board with The Blind Side. Remember when I said I’m all over football movies? TBS wasn’t the greatest. It wasn’t anything. Like, no lows, no highs, not much. But that doesn’t mean Sandy B wasn’t appealing, adorable, endearing, the usual. Full Story

Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson

January 18, 2010 12:00:44 Posted at January 18, 2010 12:00:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the meantime, this white dress, the material – what remarkable material: it doesn’t fold, it doesn’t wrinkle, it’s like some NASA sh-t cut into a dress. Full Story

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Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio

January 18, 2010 11:49:18 Posted at January 18, 2010 11:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him into a household teenybop superstar took home the big prize. Full Story

Best Last Year: Kate Winslet

January 18, 2010 11:26:05 Posted at January 18, 2010 11:26:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My love. Our love. Our Kate. Duana noted on our live blog last night: Tomorrow can you write an article about how Kate knows how to dress down when it's not her turn? With pleasure. These are the girl code moves Victoria Beckham keeps violating. Kate Winslet happily worked the carpet last year. As a nominee. Full Story

Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

January 18, 2010 11:14:34 Posted at January 18, 2010 11:14:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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Best Globes Couple: Josh & Diane

January 18, 2010 10:00:02 Posted at January 18, 2010 10:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jackson & Kruger. I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s getting wet. Or come on – the game’s starting soon. Full Story

Worst Globe Douche: Bill Paxton?

January 18, 2010 09:35:00 Posted at January 18, 2010 09:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. Some of you totally see him saying it. Full Story

Best Black: Penelope Cruz

January 18, 2010 09:16:27 Posted at January 18, 2010 09:16:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And she did last night. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

January 18, 2010 08:58:34 Posted at January 18, 2010 08:58:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story

Best Hair: Halle Berry

January 18, 2010 08:36:19 Posted at January 18, 2010 08:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of not short hair. This really is her best hair. Full Story

Best Globes Makeup: Marion Cotillard

January 18, 2010 08:21:50 Posted at January 18, 2010 08:21:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wasn’t my favourite Marion dress ever but I don’t think it was intended to be. She knows when it’s her time and when it’s not. Again, these are girl code subtleties that we all recognise. Well, most of us anyway. But while Marion’s style choice wasn’t intended for the best, there is no downplaying that face. Full Story