Golden Globes 2013 Articles

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Globes Best “Babe”: Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 18:07:52 January 14, 2013 18:07:52
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ROBYN BECK/ Paul A. Hebert/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Why doesn’t it sound cheesy and skeevy when Hugh Jackman says it? When he repeatedly refers to his wife as “babe” up on stage, why is it that he can do this without making us cringe? Oh the power of Hugh Jackman. But before we gush about Hugh Jackman, can we please applaud everyone last night for calling it by its proper name: LES MISERABLES!?! There were hardly any instances of the dreaded “Les Mis”! Please click here Full Story

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Worst Globes Mindf-ck: Benedict Cumberbatch

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 17:46:51 January 14, 2013 17:46:51
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Christopher Polk/ Kevork Djansezian/ NBC

I have heard the name for years. I’ve seen the articles and whatnot. I knew he existed, but I never really paid attention until now, you know? I finally sort of really connected the face to the name for good. I feel like someone is f-cking with me. Like is this a big joke? Did you all get together just to punk me in this particular way? Guys, come on. Full Story

Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:32:35 January 14, 2013 17:32:35
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Globes Most Unbelievable: Claire Danes

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 17:17:56 January 14, 2013 17:17:56
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

One month ago today – Monday – is when she had the baby. A BABY. She was completely and totally pregnant (and striding around Toronto, I thought he was going to be Canadian) and then this is the result a week later. I mean, I don’t know what to say except that’s genetics and discipline and commitment to your goals, and this happens sometimes. Full Story

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Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:01:02 January 14, 2013 17:01:02
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Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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Most Attentive – Connie Britton

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:40:33 January 14, 2013 16:40:33
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Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

I think it is fair to say the director made some weird choices last night. Not just failing to shoot Ben Affleck when Jennifer Lopez talked or not giving me a picture-in-picture of Taylor Swift the whole time Adele was talking. I mean, did you see how many shots there were of Jack Black?  But I can’t get too mad at the director because of all the shots we saw of Connie Britton. Full Story

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Globes Most Unphotographed: Ewan McGregor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 16:25:00 January 14, 2013 16:25:00
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Jason Merritt/ Jerod Harris/ Kevork Djansezian/NBC/ Getty

It is hurting me how few photos were taken of Ewan McGregor last night. They were saving their digital cards for...I dunno, Bradley Cooper? NO! If Ewan McGregor and Bradley Cooper are on the same carpet, always, always go with Ewan McGregor. You can never go wrong with Ewan McGregor. Look at Ewan McGregor. Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:13:47 January 14, 2013 16:13:47
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:59:59 January 14, 2013 15:59:59
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face isn’t jacked. And at 66 she still lights you up inside when she smiles. Full Story

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Globe Gold: Emily Blunt

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 15:54:18 January 14, 2013 15:54:18
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Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Is it me, or is there something up with Emily Blunt? She looked beautiful, which isn’t really remarkable for her at all. She wore a dress with cutouts, which is kind of annoying because she wore a dress with cutouts last week, but that’s splitting hairs. And she’s a little bit – just a touch – all one colour. Full Story

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Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:45:17 January 14, 2013 15:45:17
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Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

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