Golden Globes 2014 Articles

Jessica Chastain: Globes Comeback

January 13, 2014 11:36:25 Posted at January 13, 2014 11:36:25
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Sea foam in 2013 was the Worst Dressed. Click here for a refresher. It was SO disappointing. Because, as we know, Jessica Chastain has all the goods. I still shudder when I think about that dress. How could they do that to her? How could she do that to herself? She returns this year in much better form. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Worst Fringe, Worst Colour

January 13, 2014 11:29:59 Posted at January 13, 2014 11:29:59
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This…is not an easy hair length. And wearing it with a wispy, choppy fringe like that is… not exactly glamourous. Wearing it with the Miami Dolphin teal on a red carpet makes it even less glamourous. And wearing it with a dress that’s basically a floor length bra takes it straight to the high school formal. Full Story

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Paula Patton: Globes Most Obvious Try

January 13, 2014 11:19:22 Posted at January 13, 2014 11:19:22
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Did you forget how annoying Paula Patton was at the Globes two years ago? (Click here but you probably don’t need to.) Perhaps she thought you did though because she decided to do it again…this time with some dirty sheets hanging off one shoulder like she’s on her way to the laundry room. Full Story

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Emma Stone: The Globes Muse

January 13, 2014 11:08:59 Posted at January 13, 2014 11:08:59
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Emma Stone is Woody Allen’s current muse. She was there to introduce his tribute. In front of an audience full of his muses: Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Cate Blanchett… That’s not sh-tty company. Half an hour later, Blanchett won for her work in Woody Allen’s Blue Jasmine. Full Story

Tatiana Maslany: Best First Outing

January 13, 2014 11:04:08 Posted at January 13, 2014 11:04:08
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If you would, please raise your glass to the incredible Tatiana Maslany. This is how you do it right. You go to the awards and you look just flawless, but still your age and effortless, as opposed to some of your contemporaries who put a wee too much effort into being VERY MUCH REMEMBERED, right Emma Watson?   When you are robbed in your category because the show is not very well known, and because you are up against some of the most skilled women in the business but maybe the one who took the trophy is not actually the one who was most deserving because it was a weird mix, well, then, you just sit back, and smile. Full Story

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Emma Thompson: Globes Best Presenter

January 13, 2014 10:57:55 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:57:55
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If they could only find a way to have Emma Thompson around every year – not necessarily to present, but just to be present, to remind those assholes that they’re there to entertain, to be admired, to be recognised, to be honoured, and it’s a f-cking privilege, not the burden they can make it out to be. Full Story

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Joaquin Phoenix: Globes Most Casual

January 13, 2014 10:47:05 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:47:05
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Every time they cut to Joaquin Phoenix last night he was smiling, laughing even. Joaquin Phoenix having a good time at an award show? He seemed totally comfortable. Was it because he was wearing a cardigan? I just realised (it’s 3:45am ET) that he was wearing a cardigan. A cardigan! He was also missing from his seat when his director, Spike Jonze, won the screenplay award. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: Globes longest train

January 13, 2014 10:41:56 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:41:56
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Taylor Swift wore Carolina Herrera. I don’t think I saw a dress with a longer train. Guess what I don’t like about it. Yes. It’s taffeta. And she’s meeting her prince with a sash across his chest who’s carrying a sword on his way to rescue her. OK so that makes total sense. Full Story

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Diane Keaton: Best Globes Silver

January 13, 2014 10:34:08 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:34:08
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Lord, I love it. And I am not a Keaton person, per se. I mean, I like her and I think she’s interesting but I’m not a devotee like some. I don’t have a thing for turtlenecks and gloves and hats. But I’m not made of stone. I had my head turned by that suit like every other woman watching the show, thought about it, and then decided what I really wanted was that long, silver hair. Full Story

Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess

January 13, 2014 10:28:07 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:28:07
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The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I won’t bitch. Full Story

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Julianna Margulies: Best Globes Acquiescence

January 13, 2014 10:11:38 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:11:38
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…and this is how you dress when you are beautiful and not going to win. Julianna Margulies has made a career out of very interesting, very structured or otherwise unusual dresses. I was about to write “Remember the lampshade one” but I think that in fact there have been several that could be described that way. Full Story

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Kate Mara: Best Globes Cleavage

January 13, 2014 10:04:29 Posted at January 13, 2014 10:04:29
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I had no idea, did you? This is not Kate Mara’s usual steeze. Usually she takes the neckline right up and, if anything, she’ll show a little side action – like at the Emmys – but balance it with full coverage everywhere else. Full Story

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Sofia Vergara: Best Globes necklace

January 13, 2014 09:52:40 Posted at January 13, 2014 09:52:40
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I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s a rotation and it’s the same and we don’t get much to work with in style so what we do with her is accessorise. Full Story

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