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This Hot Bitch...

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, March 12, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Please, please more casual Porny

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 12:16 PM

French Forehead Tittaes

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 9:32 AM

Best White: Meryl Streep

Ms Streep killed it in a Balenciaga at the SAGs. Someone must be working with a stylist now? And the stylist delivered again for the Oscars. Meryl Streep in white – perfection. The hair – perfection. Her face – perfection. And virtually untouched. As you know however, when it comes to Meryl, it doesn’t matter what she wears. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Best Oscar Makeup: Kate Winslet

Not a fan of the dress. It didn’t totally suck but... wasn’t crazy about the two piecey-ness of it. No matter. It’s not what she wore. It’s the makeup. Her makeup lately has been crazy good. So good some of you think she’s had her eyes done. Or something. Lucky was our makeup artist on Olympic Morning. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 8:50 AM

Best f-ck you to Ebola: Nicole Richie

Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood whitewash. To her credit, Nicole’s transformation from anorexic twat to responsible parent and entrepreneur has been nothing short of remarkable. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 5:45 AM

She doesn’t seem worried

There was a bullsh-t story that came out yesterday that Vanessa Paradis was all insecure about Johnny Depp working with Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, March 05, 2010 at 7:09 AM

It’s a purple nightgown

Sorry! Just had to crash for an hour before the game. I was nodding off at my laptop. This is Nicole Richie today in Paris presenting her Winter Kate collection at the Galleries Lafayette. Michelle, Duana, and I spent too many hours in there last year obsessing over everything. Those two couldn’t get enough of the “slips”. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 2:54 PM

Pretty Sienna not so happy & RPattz/KStew/Lilo

I keep saying it and she keeps proving it – Sienna Miller and Jude Law are at their prettiest when they are together. Right now, she is prettier than ever. SO pretty. Really, really pretty. This is Sienna two days ago at the London Fashion Week presentation of Twenty8Twelve, the fashion line she runs with her sister Savannah. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 12:20 PM

A new Kate?

Kate Winslet presented to Colin Firth last night at the BAFTAs. Since I posted about her last week, many of you wrote to question whether or not she’s had something done. You see a difference in her face. Is it her eyes? I agree – there’s a certain Madonna quality to her right now though obviously not horrifying. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 8:45 AM

This weekend: red carpet Kate

Kate Winslet arrived at Heathrow yesterday presumably in London for the BAFTAs. She is the reigning Best Actress. This year she’ll be a presenter. Can’t wait to see her on the carpet. Especially after these pictures of her casual and stripped down at the airport, more beautiful than ever. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Girlfriends in Paris

Jacek has been a STAR the last 10 days. He moved us last Friday without any help from me, has arranged the entire apartment, runs the dog, posts on the site when I need to crash, keeps me organised, and never ever complains. So he deserves his girls. Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz were in Paris yesterday for the premiere of Nine with DDL and Rob Marshall. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, February 19, 2010 at 8:24 AM

Blue Liv

SO beautiful. This is Liv Tyler at NY Fashion Week for the G-Star show last night, the new spokesmodel for the brand. In all over blue, looks so good. I wore a black dress on Olympic Morning on Monday. French Connection with big frilly short sleeves and pulled on my blue Wolford tights and... it wasn’t to be. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 9:27 AM

Straight hair Marion

At first I thought this was a weave. And I was sad that my Marion would get extensions put in. Then I searched more recent photos and realised her hair has been styled curly for the better part of 3 months. So when straightened, of course it would be longer. Relief. Marion Cotillard is still real. And so f-cking gorgeous. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:56 AM

Pene’s white amazingness with Javier

It’s Penelope Cruz wearing a perfect strapless dress with a unique line and a beautiful back zipper, regal and dramatic at the Goya Awards in Spain last night. Is this a sign of how she’ll bring it to the Oscars? Because it’s good. Because she’s been recycling one look for a while. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, February 15, 2010 at 7:38 AM

The men and Julianne

Julianne Moore was surrounded by the Men, the most beautiful Men, last night in Paris at the premiere of A Single Man. Lucky bitch. Here she is, flanked by Colin Firth and Tom Ford, her second film screening in as many days, having just promoted Chloe earlier this week. Not crazy about her dress, but do love the theatricality of the cape. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Christina dressed up, Christina dressed down

Many have remarked that the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue was not only too white, it was also too skinny. They’re all skinny. It’s the first thing almost everyone says upon meeting a celebrity. Tiny! And even more jarring when they change. I interviewed a young actress 3 years ago before she left for LA. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 7:34 AM

Leighton’s boots and shoot

She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 2:20 PM

Emily Blue

Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. In the first trailer Benicio is allowed to speak. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 1:26 PM

Colin Firth’s happy anus

Yeah, it’s like a fart joke. Very, very juvenile. But when Colin Firth says it, and in Italian, well, it’s adorably hilarious. And a little less low classy. Colin’s been making his rounds for A Single Man– Conan on Monday night, Jon Stewart last night (haven’t watched it yet). Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 1:15 PM