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Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing in the movie. Have you heard my Marion singing? Adorable. Full Story
It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story
Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story
Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story
She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is an interesting read for a change. Because it’s not as jump-up-her-ass as these pieces usually are. Full Story
Beyonce was a big winner last at the EMAs and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband: “There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.” Cuuuuute. Backstage they were even cuddly in front of the cameras. This almost never happens. Cuuuuute. Full Story
What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story
Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story
I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story
Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen this up close. Full Story
A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story
An Education opens wide this Friday October 23rd and when you see it, please do see it, you will fall in love with Carey Mulligan, just like everyone else has. She is a revelation. And she at the top of each critic’s list for a nomination for Best Actress this year. In her first leading feature. Full Story
We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than that. Shakira is incredibly endearing. Full Story
Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over him like so happy to see you, friend, and hopefully he told his friend to eat something soon. Full Story
It’s very, very, VERY early in the race so of course it could all change. But Colin Firth’s performance in A Single Man has already won him the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival and the buzz continues to build through the first part of the season. Right now they’re saying he’s a lock on a nomination. Full Story
Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story
Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story
I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story
That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story
The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: ridiculously beautiful and irresistibly sexy. Full Story
