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Family Day at Camp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2012 15:30:15 August 8, 2012 15:30:15
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Matt Stone/Boston Herald/Splash

I don’t know if it was officially family day yesterday at Patriots training camp but there were a lot of dogs and babies and WAGs running around including pregnant Gisele Bundchen who came along with Jack and Benjamin to see dad at work. How sickeningly cute are these photos? You have to be a world class raging motherf-cker to not be moved by these photos. Full Story

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Rachel Weisz & the Queen’s escort

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 14:45:32 July 31, 2012 14:45:32
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Wenn, TK/Splash

Daniel Craig wore the sh-t out of that black tuxedo as he “escorted” Her Majesty to the Opening Ceremony, didn’t he? How extra is it when he’s Blue Steel pouting up the stairs on his way to pick her up? Craig made his first appearance since the Opening Ceremony last night at the premiere of The Bourne Legacy. Full Story

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Beckham’s Olympic weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2012 15:11:57 July 30, 2012 15:11:57
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Tim Whitby/Matthew Lloyd/Getty, PCN

Please. The way he came up on that boat, wearing the sh-t out of his suit, come on. I will take that over Ryan Lochte any, ANY time. We will get to Ryan Lochte later. But if your argument is that Becks is dumb and talks with a weird voice, you should really, really avoid a Ryan Lochte presser is all I’m saying. Full Story

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Paulina + Ric forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2012 19:06:04 July 20, 2012 19:06:04
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Fame/Flynet

Hopefully! Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek were photographed on holiday. (Half of you are like...who???) She’s 47. She’s had children. This is why supermodels really are genetic freaks. And rock stars too. He hasn’t aged either! Am so happy that they’re still together. Full Story

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Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 20:47:00 July 18, 2012 20:47:00
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Bauer-Griffin

Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he asked her to marry Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Anne took New York, Marion takes London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 19:19:31 July 18, 2012 19:19:31
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Ian Gavan/Getty

The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W 2013 Haute Couture collection that was presented a couple of weeks ago in Paris. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 19:14:13 July 17, 2012 19:14:13
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WENN

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

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Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 20:36:27 July 2, 2012 20:36:27
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Sportsphoto /Splash News, Getty Images

Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. Sometimes Fernando Torres looks like he wears makeup. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 16:48:53 June 19, 2012 16:48:53

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Kristen Stewart’s labels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 20:11:18 June 5, 2012 20:11:18

Here’s Kristen Stewart’s Vanity Fair spread by the ever-unimaginative Mario Testino. Are we ever going to be over him? Mario Testino is the Jay Leno of photographers. Chill Twi-Hards. I’m not saying she’s not beautiful. She is always beautiful, and if you could read properly I wouldn’t have to repeat this so many times. Full Story