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You are so beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 09:51:25 September 8, 2011 09:51:25

Marion Cotillard made her first red carpet appearance last night since the birth of son Marcel in New York for the premiere of Contagion. Have you ever seen a more exquisite face? Jesus. Her face makes me want to make corny statements. Like: I know that happiness exists when I look at her. If ever there was a doubt that there is beauty in our world. Full Story

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Double Fassbender Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 14:04:38 September 2, 2011 14:04:38

As promised earlier, here are the gala photos from the A Dangerous Method carpet tonight in Venice. The film is, um, the opposite of Madonna’s, getting really, really strong reviews. I already mentioned how badly I want to see it, right? Keira Knightley in particular is earning a lot of praise for her performance and her name is now showing up on some early prediction sheets to make a return back to the Oscars as a nominee. Full Story

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Man of Steel suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2011 07:43:44 August 31, 2011 07:43:44

Last week we saw the red cape - click here for a refresher. Yesterday in Plano, Illinois, now being shot as Smallville, the suit revealed itself, and tightly, on the body of Henry Cavill. I’ve already said that it doesn’t do it for me seeing men in underwear and leotard with their bulges on display. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch Behaving Badly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 08:48:00 August 23, 2011 08:48:00

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

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45/25

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 08:05:23 August 15, 2011 08:05:23

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:11:08 August 3, 2011 11:11:08

If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is one of her finest. Full Story

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When Mila speaks for Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2011 13:15:00 August 2, 2011 13:15:00

You want to see something really, really, REALLY hot? It’s video from the Friends With Benefits presser last week in Russia where Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were promoting the movie. Justin is asked the “Music Question” by a reporter and, predictably, gets annoyed (and annoying) because HE IS A REAL ACTOR. Full Story

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Who will Justin blame this time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 12:36:48 July 26, 2011 12:36:48

Friends With Benefits was a big hit at the box office this weekend... Not! Look, it wasn’t a disaster but it was barely better if not worse than a Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy and, at just over $18 million, it did NOT out-earn its doppelganger No Strings Attached which opened at $19. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan TMNT & Ryan Gosling’s kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 10:40:07 July 22, 2011 10:40:07

Stop! If you have to ask what TMNT is it means you might not get the story. I’d not seen Carey Mulligan in almost a year since last TIFF. Sometimes you forget how breathtaking they can be. She can be. She is. So much. It’s more than what she looks like, although that is truly, truly lovely – her delicate face, warm eyes, lips that always look like they want to laugh, and she really does shine with a short bright haircut. Full Story

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Who are you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 13:39:49 July 20, 2011 13:39:49

The last time we saw Jennifer Aniston, she was getting her feet and hands cemented in Hollywood and she was not wearing black. Click here for a refresher. Tonight, in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, once again, Jen is not in black, and NOT in a pair of sh-tty strappy shoes. Full Story

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