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Colin Firth makes it 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 10:24:00 April 28, 2011 10:24:00

5 what? It wasn’t intended to be this way when I started writing this morning but somehow every post so far has been about the British. So I thought I’d round it out with 5 straight and move on. You ok with Colin Firth? Or are you going to bitch about it because you “don’t care about the Royal Wedding and why don’t you just stop writing about it Lainey because none of my friends are going to watch, and you keep going on about a non-story?” I’ve received maybe a dozen or so emails like this. Full Story

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I want to stand there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:38:03 April 22, 2011 10:38:03

Please look at where Emma Stone is positioned. This is where I would like to be positioned. Also please note the way he is looking at her. This is how I would like him to look at me. Sometimes certain images just kick you in the stomach. Or groin. In this case, both. These are newly released stills from the upcoming Crazy Stupid Love. Full Story

Who’s the idiot keeping her waiting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 07:22:34 April 19, 2011 07:22:34

Oh I would not want to be the ass picking up Sofia Vergara yesterday in New York. Judging from her face, he’s late. And she looks annoyed. And so f-cking sexy. Look at that little pout. I want her. Sofia is, presumably, in NYC to do a little more work on New Year’s Eve. Before that she’ll be in theatres, or at least her voice will be, this summer in The Smurfs. Full Story

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Liv loves a photographer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 09:51:37 April 12, 2011 09:51:37

Liv Tyler has a new boyfriend called Theo Wenner. His father is Jann Wenner who owns Rolling Stone. Oh yeah and Us Weekly. Liv and Theo were papped together in New York. Those pictures are below. She’s 33, he’s 24 and a photographer. Has actually shot a lot of high profile people including Kings of Leon, Russell Brand, Robert Pattinson, you should see his images of Paz de la Huerta, there’s so quintessentially her, and also a very wet buxom Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

Robin, Evan, James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 07:59:38 April 11, 2011 07:59:38

Robin Wright, James McAvoy, and Evan Rachel Wood were in Washington, DC yesterday for the premiere of The Conspirator at Ford’s Theatre. The film is about Lincoln’s assassination and the only female co-conspirator (played by Wright) charged with plotting the President’s murder. Robin, I think, is one of the few women who can pull off this shag. Full Story

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Rachel & the Old 97s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 13:42:58 April 7, 2011 13:42:58

Rachel McAdams is at home in Toronto. And last night she was at the Horseshoe Tavern for the Old 97s show. Here she is outside with a few friends. So beautiful. Am told from people inside that she was glowing, that in person she was even more gorgeous. I know what you’re about to ask: is she still with Michael Sheen?!?!? They haven’t been papped together since February when he took her home to Wales after travelling together to Ireland. Full Story

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Saoirse’s blue shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 08:44:59 April 7, 2011 08:44:59

Saoirse Ronan was in New York yesterday promoting Hanna. As I noted yesterday in the Cate Blanchett post, Hanna opens on Friday and you’re totally seeing it, right? The star of course of Hanna is Saoirse. And Saoirse’s performance is so impressive, she had Lionsgate on pause on Jennifer Lawrence for Katniss in The Hunger Games – click here Full Story

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Blake getting meangirled at Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:51:27 April 1, 2011 10:51:27

I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… Here’s Blake Lively, in red and leggy, receiving her Star of Tomorrow Award last night along with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the new Transformers girl. Full Story

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I wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 14:47:44 March 29, 2011 14:47:44

Ever have those moments when you see someone with a great haircut, so great, looks so good you want to drop what you’re doing and go to the stylist now and get yours done the same way? I just checked the photo agency a few minutes ago and saw these shots of Michelle Williams walking around Brooklyn today and am overcome with so much Want for her hair. Full Story

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Rough day at work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2011 10:15:15 March 29, 2011 10:15:15

Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these days, when it comes to keeping his straying on leash, how could he have spent all day with her yesterday, while shooting an ad for Pepsi, in a swimsuit, with her ridiculous body, and not wonder, just once, or several times, what it would be like to roll around with that for a while? Because when he’s playing offside, Becks has demonstrated he needs more than just bones. Full Story

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