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On a smart man’s Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 09:43:10 March 25, 2011 09:43:10

I don’t mean that kind of douchebag in Ed Hardy or driving around in a pick-up truck even though he sells mobile phones for a living. No, those boys like their women dirty. I’m talking about your boyfriend, your husband, a man who might actually enjoy reading now and again, who does go out with his friends to do the things that dudes do but can also manage a real conversation without grunting… They do exist. Full Story

Blake goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2011 08:58:05 March 25, 2011 08:58:05

She is through and through a Ca-li-for-nia Gurl, they’re unforgettable… Non? Check out Blake Lively in Santa Monica yesterday shooting scenes for Gossip Girl…and you know, it could be argued, Lively’s Serena is definitely more West Coast than Upper East Side. She looks right at home. Full Story

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Sundays with Jon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 07:06:43 March 24, 2011 07:06:43

As Duana noted yesterday, that might not happen this year. Click here if you missed yesterday’s Mad Men delay article. F-cking network. Just give Weiner what he wants and start rolling! Meanwhile, with Don Draper on hold for a while, Jon Hamm has a lot of time on his hands. Full Story

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Remember Wes Bentley?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 13:41:00 March 22, 2011 13:41:00

Ricky Fitts! I’ve maybe seen American Beauty too many times. Anyway, Wes Bentley is back. He was in Spain today promoting a movie we’ll probably never see called There Be Dragons with Olga Kurylenko. We’ll get to her later. Wes is making something of a comeback. And a rather honest one, I think. Full Story

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Happiness is Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 09:13:00 March 18, 2011 09:13:00

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

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Emma Watson kissing a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 13:35:43 March 17, 2011 13:35:43

This is the dream they’re creating. An old brand wants to be young. A young face represents the new image. She’s in Paris. She’s so lovely. There’s a boy. It’s a midnight romance. And some hat play, but not dirty, just flirty. And they’re so intoxicatingly delicious to look at. Full Story

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Rihanna for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 07:06:01 March 17, 2011 07:06:01

I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. First they met on a talk show in the UK. That allegedly progressed to aggressive texting on her part. Last night they were both at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They were photographed leaving separately but were supposedly dining together inside. OMG they’re totally f-cking. Full Story

The new Angels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 08:58:35 March 15, 2011 08:58:35

They’re coming back to TV. Here are Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor in Miami working on the new Charlie’s Angels tv series yesterday. If you’re wondering about Drew Barrymore, she’s producing the show. The third angel, Annie Ilonzeh, was there too but they’ve marked up the cost of those photos and unfortunately it’s too pricey right now, considering this is just a pilot and not even a real show yet. Full Story

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Emma in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 07:47:09 March 15, 2011 07:47:09

I think most of us agreed that it was a total boner killer right? All that anticipation with the fun clues on her Twitter, and it only led up to an ad campaign for Lancome. I mean, great for her that there’s another lucrative contract on the books, but something tells me, you know what with the Hermione action and all, that Emma doesn’t need the money. Full Story

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Salma Hayek, housewife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 07:33:42 March 9, 2011 07:33:42

Have you read the recent New York Times piece on Salma Hayek? I ate up every word. They interview her in Paris at a photo shoot. Then they go to Café de Flore. And she goes on about how she’s a housewife now. A proper Parisian housewife, married to the man who owns Balenciaga and McQueen and Stella McCartney etc etc etc, who cooks dinner every night. Full Story

Hot in Brazil

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 13:40:41 March 7, 2011 13:40:41

I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. Full Story

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