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No Olivier, No Oprah... yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 10:15:00 December 1, 2010 10:15:00

Halle Berry did not work the carpet last night at the Frankie & Alice LA premiere with Olivier Martinez. This is now serious campaign season. And as previously reported, Halle has been hustling for one, hard, accelerating the release schedule for eligibility and enthusiastically working the circuit. Full Story

No, seriously, he’s perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 09:01:55 November 25, 2010 09:01:55

Really. He is. I received an email yesterday from Isabel who told me about Colin Firth’s article in Vogue which reminded me I hadn’t even opened my December issue yet. Of course I immediately went to check. And there he is. On page 292, maybe the best photo of him ever taken. And then the interview. Full Story

Leighton getting paid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2010 12:12:45 November 24, 2010 12:12:45

As you know, Blake Lively is considered the real superstar among the Gossip Girl actors, even though Leighton Meester’s Blair Waldorf is the heart and soul of the show. Since Leighton’s cut of fame is inexplicably – tits aside – so much smaller than Blake’s, it always makes me happy to see her getting some play, though I’m still not sure if this constitutes pity-happy or real-happy. Full Story

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He’s not a second guest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2010 08:00:29 November 24, 2010 08:00:29

He really isn’t. But the way the timing worked out yesterday at Letterman, Colin Firth had to be. Any show producer would have made the same call. After all, Jerry Seinfeld was there. And he delivered a short stand-up routine. And he spent time on the chair with Dave, talking about his trip to the White House. Full Story

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Hard for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2010 07:32:04 November 23, 2010 07:32:04

Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, there she was as the first guest, and that kicked off 15 minutes of co-jerking between him and Dave, the two of them sharing hard-ons through the television. Full Story

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Halle in a lust haze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 10:30:20 November 18, 2010 10:30:20

It was announced recently that Halle Berry would be pushing through her film Frankie & Alice (shot in Vancouver) to making it eligible for awards season. The move was obvious – she wants a nomination and, while she’s still considered a longshot, it does sound like, at the very least, she has delivered a fine performance that many think is worthy of one. Full Story

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24 Hours with Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 08:02:09 November 16, 2010 08:02:09

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 premiered in New York last night. OMG. 2 more sleeps til the midnight showing. Can you stand it? Laura finally saw it a press screening yesterday. She wrote to me when she came out of the theatre: All in all, I loved it. They actually acted for a while there. Full Story

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Marisa Tomei is allowed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 15:42:08 November 15, 2010 15:42:08

Jacek and I flew to Toronto recently and watched Cyrus on the plane. By the end of it all he wanted to talk about was Marisa Tomei. I didn’t mind. She is crazy sexy in that movie. Crazy sexy. There’s something about the way she talks, a hint of a baby girl voice but not grating like SJP, she holds her body like you know there’s a freak underneath, and of course the face, perhaps not the most exquisite face in the business, but beauty doesn’t have to be intimidating, and oftentimes it’s the faces you find comfort in that turn you on the most. Full Story

I will make this happen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 13:32:07 November 15, 2010 13:32:07

If you've been reading my blog long enough you know that forever ever ever I've been hoping for Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. Forever. They were briefly dealing with each other about a year and a half ago - a couple of friendly outings and text messages - but that died fast and never picked up again. Full Story

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Black Swan is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2010 09:12:09 November 12, 2010 09:12:09

It began in Venice, Black Swan being declared one of the best of the year and expected to contend at the Oscars. Then they went underground with the hype for a while, smartly I think, to make sure it didn’t buzz out before the release date on December 3rd. So we’re close now, a month away from the Golden Globe nominations and then it’s balls out from there. Full Story

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“And Shiloh appeared.”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 11:38:30 November 11, 2010 11:38:30

This is my favourite quote from the Jolie’s new interview with Vogue. She covers the December issue and goddamn Wintour, with all that you must have had to choose from, why THIS shot? And THAT backdrop colour? It looks...dated. As you’ll see when you flip through some of the other options, there were SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS. Full Story