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She’s alive! And in floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 14:57:57 September 30, 2010 14:57:57

I love it. Not joking. I love Katie Holmes’s cute dress today at the Variety 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills. Suspect Duana loves it too. It’s totally her thing – print, vintage-y, original... Might even be my favourite thing that Katie’s ever worn. She needs something this short to make her legs look better. Full Story

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Brad Pitt sightings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2010 08:09:46 September 30, 2010 08:09:46

Brad Pitt was photographed yesterday on the set of Moneyball, a movie that requires him to be clean shaven with Robert Redford hair. So he can’t hide his pretty. And, you know, for many years, Brad Pitt’s pretty has been the gold standard. Occasionally I’ll hear from one or two of you bitches declaring that “Brad Pitt has never done it for me, ugh, I just don’t see it” and to you few I say, OK I get it that your quiver is personal but there are some majorities that cannot be denied. Full Story

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Johnny’s braids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 13:02:42 September 27, 2010 13:02:42

Production on Pirates of the Caribbean 4 has moved to England. This is Johnny Depp around the set today with plaited hair after arriving with it loose and wavy at the start of the shift. He looks good. MUCH better than he looks in that trailer for The Tourist. I saw it at the theatre on a massive screen this weekend. Full Story

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Anne without the wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2010 10:52:38 September 24, 2010 10:52:38

She was wearing one while shooting One Day in England – click here for a refresher. Sigh. One Day. And she’s Emma. She really is. But either there’s a break from production or they’re done. Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re done. Full Story

Pimping together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 12:04:42 September 23, 2010 12:04:42

I’ll take what I can get. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, new photos, but not together, but doing the same thing, so close enough, right? He was in Madrid today promoting a new Phillips shaver, obviously clean shaven. And so f-cking handsome I can’t stand it. Sara meanwhile was just posing for Pantene the other day as their hair girl. Full Story

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Don’t be the lady in the window

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2010 09:44:01 September 21, 2010 09:44:01

No, I don’t know about being a fan. But even if I knew about being a true, devoted fan, I still wouldn’t want to be the lady in the window of this photo, the loser on the outside, desperately wishing to be on the inside, while two beautiful people LOOK AWAY FROM HER. What purpose does this serve? To stick your face in the window of a moving vehicle carrying famous people when it’s also not your job? Anyway, Kate Winslet was in Madrid last night at a Mario Testino party and brought along her boyfriend Louis Dowler. Full Story

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They’re ok!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2010 09:32:55 September 20, 2010 09:32:55

Not that there was any doubt, but in the absence of new photos, and rumours of his infidelity with some trick, it’s a relief to see them together, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas, here in Madrid last night after leaving a bar. Iker has already denied the claims and supposedly said he’d sue the magazine that printed the original story. Full Story

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Then and Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 08:54:00 September 14, 2010 08:54:00

Last night it was Black Swan. I was underwhelmed with Natalie’s dress. It’s not sh-tty, it’s not jizzy, it’s just... ok? Maybe we built it up too much. Maybe they know it’s being built up too much. Maybe they’re trying to control the hype, especially since everyone is calling it already an Oscar contender and the film doesn’t release until December. Full Story

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Carey grows her hair out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 07:35:00 September 14, 2010 07:35:00

At the Never Let Me Go presser yesterday. I had hair like this in 1997 and should have loved it more at that time. How was that 13 years ago?!?! F-ck it’s only 9 and I can’t start drinking yet. As for the film, it has not disappointed her at TIFF. Very well received and, if you know the book, of course you know it’s heartbreakingly sad, and the Academy loves heartbreakingly sad, and well acted and beautifully filmed and Carey, once again, is involved with a quality picture – two actually if you count Wall Street Money Never Sleeps, due in theatres soon, which I thought was an immensely watchable mess. Full Story

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Meeting Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 10:41:00 September 13, 2010 10:41:00

Poor Jacek. I had 24 hours of her from Saturday through Sunday and he got nothing. Saturday morning it was a screening for Little White Lies (Les Petits Mouchoirs) directed by Guillaume Canet. It’s not a bad movie, and she’s lovely in it, but goddamn, the film started at 9am. I had to be in makeup by 11am to make it to her red carpet before noon, and at 11:30am the movie was still happening and finally at 11:35pm I had to run with a bare face to slap some concealer on at the office to head to the theatre. Full Story

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The King’s 50th at Soho House/Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2010 07:29:00 September 10, 2010 07:29:00

Happy Birthday Colin Firth! He celebrated last night at an exclusive private party at Soho House, an intimate, elegant affair, and, as always, was beautiful and charming, as was his wife, and together, well, it’s too much beauty and charm, and then they brought him his birthday cake, adorned with 9 candles, and she beamed at him from across the table, and he beamed back, and they giggled over a portrait that was presented to him when he had really shaggy, long 70s hair, and he delivered an impromptu address, self deprecatingly of course, about how much he values his friends, and how he hopes to keep his hair, and not become increasingly jowly, and she threw her head back and laughed at everything he said, and afterwards they embraced and once in a while, not often, but once in a while, you get to see an actual movie star, a celebrity in every sense of the word, who is actually a human being too. Full Story

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