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No Italian Queen to make coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 10:19:00 August 2, 2010 10:19:00

Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is in one of them, probably the one where he looks best. Full Story

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Spanish obsession poolside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2010 12:07:00 July 28, 2010 12:07:00

Thanks to Palmina for sending the links. It’s Hola. And it’s Sara Carbonero on the cover without Iker Casillas taken during her holiday with him in California. Inside the magazine it’s more photos, likely enough to cause a minor sensation in Spain as the country’s current golden couple – young, successful, intoxicated with each other, and therefore we with them. Full Story

One note Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 11:59:38 July 26, 2010 11:59:38

It was supposed to be the Comic-Con panel for The Green Lantern. Instead Blake Lively tried to make it about her breasts. Hard-ons aside, I mean, really, is it necessary? There were people who I interviewed in line waiting for hours, I mean hours, in the heat, they’d come from far and wide, and if they wanted to see cleave, they could have stayed at home with their laptops and jerked off. Full Story

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A new streak begins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2010 07:33:57 July 26, 2010 07:33:57

The old streak was broken on Friday as Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero remained undercover on holiday. They resurfaced however on the weekend in Los Angeles. Evidently it's a tour through California, home of so many paps, and therefore a gift to me, and you, the obsessed. Know what I love? I love that they pack light. Full Story

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Ashley Olsen FASHION Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2010 09:38:19 July 23, 2010 09:38:19

Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes weren't so oily. Ashley and Mary-Kate are adding a denim line to their growing label. Full Story

Spanish love on a park bench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 07:59:44 July 22, 2010 07:59:44

Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco yesterday. Apparently they left this morning after a short visit, hugging and kissing and touching faces with hands at the airport like they can’t stand not be wrapped around each other every minute of every day. Full Story

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Containment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 14:14:40 July 21, 2010 14:14:40

Really wish Porny Jessica Simpson would spend a week with Christina Hendricks. It’s not like Porny’s are any bigger than Christina’s. And yet Christina, she manages to work her tits without looking like she’s inviting a cock in between them all the time. Granted Christina has a longer neck, eliminates the tit shelf effect. Full Story

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Robo Jackie and more where to eat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 12:21:25 July 21, 2010 12:21:25

She really does look great as Jacqueline Kennedy, non? This is Katie Holmes in Toronto yesterday, right back after a night in New York for The Extra Man, resuming production on the miniseries which will air in Canada on History Television at the same time it airs in the United States. A few days ago the GMD was spotted in town too looking after Little Sci when Katie was at work. Full Story

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Yep, it’s short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2010 07:52:41 July 21, 2010 07:52:41

And nude. And here’s Jennifer Aniston in London at Harrods (in Valentino I think) for the launch of her fragrance Jennifer Aniston. It’s a classic generic bottle, the perfume bottle equivalent of the little black dress. Jen, as expected, especially in light of the porn show the Pitts put on the other day, looks wonderful. Full Story

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Kate Winslet in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 15:13:33 July 20, 2010 15:13:33

She’s shooting a watch ad for Longines. I need a new Kate Winslet movie soon. But I’m also happy that I miss Kate Winslet movies. The idea is to be missed. Longines is always a word I’ve had trouble with. How do you pronounce it properly? Because I can only pronounce it the Cantonese way which is how I was introduced to the brand initially. Full Story

Airport Affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 13:56:36 July 20, 2010 13:56:36

In all the Brange excitement today, I forgot to mention there’s new Spanish love photos – here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid yesterday heading for holiday. Don’t give a sh-t where they’re going. I just care that they’re going TOGETHER. And all over each other on the way there. Full Story